"Archie's Amateur Show" has the cast bird-calling, juggling, jumping on a trampoline and more. Or less. Every performance is a flop. On "How to Catch a Man" Big Ethel propels herself in a bazooka; then she tries grabbing Jughead with a giant hand. On "Thunderbolt Theatre" Betty worries about her owl--"he just doesn't give a hoot any more." In "Funhouse Kitchen" Reggie teaches us how to make an egg soufflé a la Mantle. Jughead does some awful magic tricks. On "Giant Jukebox Jokes" Reggie's songs all have a happy ending--"everyone is happy that they're ending." The Archies perform "Anyone Can Be Anything," "The Lonely Cricket" and "Comes the Sun." Written by J. Spurlin
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