Assault of the Sasquatch (2009)
"Sasquatch Assault" (original title)

When a merciless bear poacher is caught and arrested deep in the woods of a state park, he and his truck are taken to a neglected precinct in the heart of a dying city. Unbeknownst to the ... See full summary »

Director:

Andrew Gernhard

Writer:

John Doolan (screenplay)

Stars:

Kevin Shea, Greg Nutcher, Sarah J. Ahearn

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Kevin Shea	...	Terry Drake
Greg Nutcher	...	Ryan Walker
Sarah J. Ahearn	...	Jessica H. Walker
Cristina Santiago	...	Krystle Morin
Andrea Sáenz	...	Amy Steel
Alex Exum	...	Talan Colletti
Hank Torrance	...	George Cassesse
Jason Criscoulo	...	Sasquatch
Cuyle Carvin	...	Jameson
Shawn C. Phillips	...	Don
M. Kelley	...	Murph
Michael Wrann	...	Leighton
Sari Gagnon	...	Muffy St. John
Paul Melluzzo	...	Sam
J. Matthew Root	...	Luis

Storyline

When a merciless bear poacher is caught and arrested deep in the woods of a state park, he and his truck are taken to a neglected precinct in the heart of a dying city. Unbeknownst to the authorities, the impounded truck holds a deadly cargo in the form of the legendary Sasquatch. Now, stuck in an unfamiliar world, the creature will let nothing and no one stop it from coming face-to-face with the unscrupulous man who ruthlessly ripped it from its environment. Taking an inventive and action packed approach, "Sasquatch Assault" breaths new and exciting life into the immortal legend of Bigfoot.

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Plot Keywords:

sasquatch | bigfoot | police precinct

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Genres:

Action | Horror

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Certificate:

R

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

2009 (USA)

Also Known As:

Assault of the Sasquatch

Company Credits

Production Co:

Synthetic Cinema International, Vijaya Cine Enterprises

Technical Specs

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

A number of crew members heard a woman scream when shooting in the mens' cell block and several were so scared they ran completely from the building.

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Goofs

When the bear poacher Terry is tranquilizing Sasquatch when it breaks free the first time, his eye patch switches from his right eye to the left then back

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Connections

References Banshee!!! (2008)

User Reviews

This tries to be a self-aware comedy horror, but fails hilariously.

What is there to really say about this? If you go into this movie expecting anything but bottom of the barrel acting, plot, and effects; I'd recommend seeking help. This movie is trying to be one of the self-aware B-horror movies, constantly poking fun at itself, but if fails so miserably that all of it's jokes are funny for the wrong reasons. Pretty much every scene in this movie is funny for the wrong reason.

But hey, you're watching a 'SyFy' movie. You know what this is. It's a cheesy cliché movie shoveled out with a bare minimum budget to try to make a quick buck. I actually enjoyed this movie, but that's because I love poking fun at horrendously bad movies such as this with my friends. So if you're a bad movie fan like me, this is a somewhat fun watch, otherwise this movie is total garbage.

2/10