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(TV Mini-Series)

(2007)

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Young Azkadellia: She says there's wild animals in the forest.

Young DG: Did she say what kind of wild animals?

Young Azkadellia: Lions and tigers and...

[a bear lumbers in and roars]

Young DG: Oh my!

[they drop apples they are holding]

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Cain: [seeing DG speaking to a dog] You're taking directions from a dog.

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Glitch: [to the dog] Left... or left?

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Glitch: You've been sleeping for hours like a - like a baby with his pacifier.

Cain: I thought you were dead.

Glitch: Ditto. You know, I may have saved you from hypothermia, but, um,

[holds up the horse toy]

Glitch: this is what saved your life. It stopped the bullet.

Cain: DG?

Glitch: Azkadellia.

Cain: Raw?

Glitch: Ah, I don't know I can't find him. Either they took him too, or he's dead. Or...

Cain: Maybe he ran away.

Glitch: You know you really should do something about that *bitter* cynicism of yours, Cain!

Cain: Why? Someone's gotta keep your wide-eyed optimism in check.

[silence]

Cain: Hey, Glitch?

Glitch: What?

Cain: I owe you one.

Glitch: [smiles] You know Cain, professional psychiatric theropy's only a crow's call away these days. I think a man like you with your issues with masculinity, and the-what we called the boy scout syndrome...

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Azkadellia: [to the Mystic Man] If it isn't the great and terrible blah blah blah himself.

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Azkadellia: [to the Mystic Man] Not so Great and Terrible after all, huh?

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Glitch: I'm not saying they called me 'Twinkle-toes' or anything, but I cut quite a rug. Oh, you can make a face Cain, but it's true. There was a time I was a *fantastic* dancer. She may have taken my brains, but *rhythm*, that comes directly from your...

Cain: [interrupting] Do you have any bright ideas how to get in there?

Glitch: I mean, I don't mind taxing my half a brain for DG, but just *once* I wish that someone would acknowledge me for my *rhythm*. Which, as I was trying to say before I was so *rudely* interrupted, comes directly from the *soul*.

[Cain gives him the look]

Glitch: Sometimes, Cain, you make me feel just like those ladies at the dance did. Like I blend right into the wallpaper.

Cain: [looking at Longcoats] That's a good idea.

Glitch: [surprised] You wanna dance?

Cain: I'll lead, you follow.

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Azkadellia: The little witch is reconnecting with her past.

Lavender Eyes: Then hope lives. And what about you, Azkadellia? Perhaps DG isn't the only one who needs to unlock her memories.

Azkadellia: I'm only concerned with the future.

Lavender Eyes: Then why are you here, talking to me? Why have you locked me away for all these years? Kept my hope alive?

Azkadellia: To see your face... the day that hope dies.

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Raw: [pointing] Cabin.

Glitch: Probably full of Longcoats.

Cain: No, look at the smoke.

Glitch: So? They lit a fire. Longcoats get cold, too.

Cain: It's *blue*.

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Mystic Man: Azkadellia, as I live and breathe.

[laughs]

Mystic Man: So far.

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Mystic Man: Your sister is more powerful than you.

Azkadellia: She will never be as powerful as me.

Mystic Man: Then why are you so scared?

[Azkadellia starts to kill him, but stops]

Mystic Man: I know you, *witch*!

Azkadellia: What... do you know?

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DG: Did it always look so dead?

Cain: No, this used to be some of the most fertile land in the OZ. Orchards, nurseries.

Glitch: Gotta love a good orchard! Full of succulent fruit for all the people to eat. Free too, if you're a good fence climber. Mind you, those scarecrows kinda freak me out.

DG: So what happened?

Cain: About fifteen annuals ago, all the crops died, which then caused the great famine.

DG: I bet I can guess who's responsible.

Glitch: You'd think somebody would've helped them with their crops. Maybe engineered a doohickey with a couple of thingies... Gotta love a good orchard!

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Glitch: [looking at their wanted poster] That is a *terrible* picture of me.

Raw: [nods in agreement] Mm-hmm.

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Glitch: Did I ever tell you I was afraid of heights?

DG: You were hanging from the ceiling when I met you.

Glitch: Involuntarily!

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Tutor: I suggest we keep moving.

Cain: Sorry Pooch, but this is where we part company.

Tutor: Part?

Cain: With the Longcoats on our trail and the Mobats in the sky, I don't have time to figure out what your angle is in all this.

Tutor: My 'angle' is her mother sent me to help.

Cain: And you did. I'd even thank you, if I knew who you were, or what.

Glitch: Whoa, Mister-Suspicious! This is the man... dog...

[whispers]

Glitch: thingy... who helped us escape!

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Ralph Bedose: [Ralph and Lorraine have loaded guns] State your business.

Cain: We mean you no harm. We're travelers of the realms, seeking a warm meal and a cold cup of grog.

Ralph Bedose: Food is scarce this time of year, and the grog has long since been seized.

Cain: Then we will leave you in peace. May your hearth be warm.

Ralph Bedose: And your smoke be blue. Come in quickly.

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Cain: What mine?

Ralph Bedose: Some mine in the Black Mountains.

Glitch: Moritainium. Big M, little T, number 216 in the OZian periodic table. Ha ha, school days. I remember a lovely lass named Leona...

DG: Moritainium, what's it for?

Glitch: Besides its strength, Moritainium is valued for it's ability to conduct magical energy.

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Glitch: [after seeing some of Glitch's memories] Oh my, ha ha. The name's Glitch, have we...

[seeing DG]

Glitch: Are you okay?

DG: Yes, Glitch, I'm fine.

Glitch: [seeing their faces] What? Is my machine so bad?

Cain: [impressed] No, but whatever it is, you sure sacrificed a lot to stop Azkadellia.

DG: [hugs Glitch gratefully] That's why she had to go straight to the source.

Glitch: Well, I guess it wasn't the biggest sacrifice ever made for science.

DG: But it sure is up there!

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DG: You know, my mother was really good with to 'To-Do' lists, she just wasn't so good with the 'How To-Do' lists.

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DG: That was all fake? You are twisted!

Azkadellia: Why? Because with a little rewiring I've gotten something I've missed out on for too long; father's love, hmph, mother's affection, hmph.

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Glitch: She wasn't always all ermine robes and thee's and thou's. She started off just like you; feisty but fair.

DG: My mother has done so much for me, and I don't even know her name.

Glitch: Oh, well that's easy. Her name was Queen...

[he can't remember]

DG: It's okay.

Glitch: But she was happy to make the sacrifices she thought were right. We should all love someone that much.

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Tutor: Azkadellia?

Azkadellia: A little older, a lot smarter, and most definitely still in charge, hmph.

Tutor: Nothing like a violent coup to win the hearts and minds of a kingdom.

Azkadellia: Good, you still have a memory, maybe the one thing that can save you.

Tutor: What do you want?

Azkadellia: What I want is the very thing you've devoted your feeble life to. Magic, my friend. Those that can't 'do' teach, remember?

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Young Azkadellia: Your adventures have a way of getting me into trouble.

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