We open with 12 Pack brushing his teeth ... and planning the demise of Whiteboy. His proposal (delivered while wearing red, white and blue spandex): Have Green team members Mr. Boston, Brandi C. and Meagan throw the next challenge. 12 Pack, sure to be the next Gold team captain, would then vote Whiteboy off. The scheming stud even lets teammates Destiney and the Entertainer in on his scheme.
Mr. Boston gets a call from host Craig. The next challenge will be the "ultimate test of teamwork." The Green team chooses Chance as their next team captain. The Gold team chooses (as predicted) 12 Pack, sending the Entertainer into an enthusiastic barking fit.
"The Entertainer is completely retarded," opines 12 Pack.
Challenge time! Again, we have a game based on an incident from a past reality show (this time "Flavor of Love"). The "chicken-apult" challenge will see our beloved money-grubbers building a catapult and then flinging raw chickens into the arms of waiting teammates, who will put them on dinner plates. First team to plate five chickens wins.
"I am disgusted by those nasty-ass, hot chickens," Pumkin says.
The challenge begins. Conspirators Megan and Mr. Boston do their best to make the sure the catapult doesn't get put together anytime soon -- much to the chagrin of Chance and Whiteboy.
"Megan's moving a little slow," Whiteboy observes. "Matter of fact, not moving at all."
The Gold team, meanwhile, finishes their chicken-apult and starts flingin birds. Rodeo is ready and waiting on the receiving end.
"It feels great to catch that first chicken," the cowgirl says.
Back from break, the chickens are still flying and the Gold team is building a big lead. The Gold team has plated three chickens by the time the Green team finally finishes its catapult. Then the Green team has a sudden chicken surge, plating two in quick succession.
"The Green team, they're catching chickens," 12 Pack says. "This thing is almost tied up. We got to keep catching chickens."
Poor Rodeo gets a chicken in the face, temporarily delaying the Gold team (a "foul?"). Luckily for the Gold team, Mr. Boston is deliberately sabotaging the loading of the chickens. Moments later, the Gold team wins 5-3. Whiteboy angrily kicks a dead chicken carcass.
"This means that 12 Pack is now the paymaster," host Craig explains.
Says 12 Pack: "My plan is going just as planned."
Back at the house, Chance and Whiteboy decide to terrorize Mr. Boston. They pull the covers off the sleeping Beantown bad boy to reveal his naked body. The two bullies proceed to cover him in water, a doggy pee pad, an unnamed brownish substance and a sombrero.
"I thought that he was just stupid, but he's, like, stupid and pathetic," Megan says of her hazed roommate.
Mr. Boston, being Mr. Boston, waits until Chance and Whiteboy leave and then hops into the shower with a naked Brandi C., who screams in horror.
Whiteboy, suspecting sabotage, confronts Megan about the challenge. Talking to the camera, Megan considers going back on her deal with 12 Pack and voting Mr. Boston out instead. The next morning (after sleeping on it), she strikes a deal with Whiteboy on the outdoor porch.
"The situation seems kind of copasetic," Whiteboy says.
The Green team goes into the vault. It's voting time. When Whiteboy comes up for vote, no one raises their hand. All but two (including Mr. Boston) raise their hands when Mr. Bostons name is mentioned.
Mr. Boston hatches a new plan: run out the 15-minute clock so that the Gold team -- specifically 12 Pack -- will get the option to choose the nominees (yes, "I Love Money," is getting complicated). Whiteboy tries to grab Mr. Boston's check, prompting host Craig to warn against any "physicality."
With one minute remaining, the guys force Mr. Boston's check into the strong box. Mr. Boston unleashes a verbal tirade on Brandi C. and Megan but it's too little screaming, too late. The nominees are Brandi C., Destiney and Mr. Boston.
"I'm so pissed," 12 Pack says. "I wanted Whiteboy in the box ... someone betrayed me."
One commercial break later, 12 Pack tries to comfort Mr. Boston, who has already packed his bags. The young man weeps with his head in his hands.
"I don't wanna be here anymore," says Mr. Boston through a face of tears.
12 Pack promises to listen to Mr. Boston's side of the story on the power outing. Over lunch, Brandi C. admits that she only raised her hand once in the vault ... when voting for Mr. Boston. 12 Pack is livid that she broke with the plan. Mr. Boston, breaking down again, admits that he is scared of Whiteboy and just wants him gone.
Later, 12 Pack tells his team that he will not bounce Destiney because he promised to keep her around. This admission infuriates the team -- especially Pumkin, who proves it by repeatedly slamming the door to 12 Pack's room. That'll learn him.
Elimination time. Mr. Boston stutters through an explanation of why the Green team lost the challenge ... when Brandi C. suddenly begins to sing.
"Do you want to say you threw it?" Brandi C. asks. "Because you did."
Mr. Boston denies the charge. Undeterred, Brandi C. continues to push for a full confession. Mr. Boston inevitably buckles under the pressure ... and names the conspirators.
"Me, you and Megan," he says.
Now it's Megan's turn to deny her involvement, although no one believes her for a second.
"We were bamboozled, man," Whiteboy says.
Decision time. 12 Pack gives the first check to ... Destiney. He is a man of his word, after all. The final check goes to ... Brandi C.
"You made the right choice," she says.
12 Pack agrees. "Brandi C. is an idiot," he says. "At the same time she is very useless in the competition. So if she's going to stay it's simply for the fact that she's useless."
Mr. Boston says his goodbyes but not before breaking down for a final time. He is heading back to his home in L.A. to hang out with his "real friends."