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A lovelorn paramedic rescues a woman left for dead after a deadly assault. When she refuses to go to the hospital, he takes her in, nurses her back to health and soon falls in love with her. Before long the mysterious woman suffers withdrawal symptoms, leaving the paramedic to believe his newfound love is a drug addict. Coming home to find a blood-drained corpse on his floor, he learns she does indeed have an addiction problem but it's not to drugs... Written by
She's troubled, Jack, and you know it. Some girls... they are like a traveling shit storm.
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Written by Stuart Stone (as Stuart Eisenstein) (ASCAP), Jamie Almos (ASCAP)
Published by The Stone Movement (ASCAP), Raw Bliss Publishing (ASCAP)
Performed by Stuart Stone (as Stu Stone) and Jamie Rise See more »
Uneven And Totally Fails As A Horror Film....and Mostly Fails In The Comedy...Only View If Your A Big Mewes Fan
If you are a fan of Jason Mewes and his work with Kevin Smith then you may enjoy this film as long as you keep your expectations low. Personally I like Mewes but he's certainly not the most diverse actor working today. Bitten's biggest issue is it doesn't seem to know if it wants to be a comedy or a love story and ultimately falls short on both fronts.
Jason is amusing as always but the one liners here feel like weak improved leftovers from the cutting room floor of a Jay And Silent Bob film. The storyline is nothing new in fact The Insatiable was a more serious minded film from a few years back you might like to check out. The saving grace in this one however is Erica Cox who is a talented actress who should get better work in or out of the horror genre in the future. Definitely ranks as one of the most beautiful Vampires in the history of film.
The other plus is the nudity although it's not as much as I was lead to believe in other reviews. Cox is in here bra and panties throughout most of the film but much of the nudity is partial and obscured by shadow most notably in the threesome scene which is a prime example of the film being uneven as you see little and it felt like I was watching artsy soft core porn in the vein of Red Shoe Diaries. Before you know it your back to uninspired toilet humor........you see Jason's older paramedic buddy has irritable bowel syndrome. No issues with the humor just come up with something funnier then him simply announcing he just took a dump.
There were moments in this film that I was digging the doomed love story and again the lead is likable just wasn't quite right for this film's more serious moments. The horror is nowhere to be found in this one and if your not a View Askew fan it might be pretty painful to watch.
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