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I gotta tell you that you look like shit. As a matter of fact, the shit I just took was looking at you and said, 'Man, you look like shit!'
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Written by Stuart Stone (as Stuart Eisenstein) (ASCAP), Jamie Almos (ASCAP)
Published by The Stone Movement (ASCAP), Raw Bliss Publishing (ASCAP)
Performed by Stuart Stone (as Stu Stone) and Jamie Rise See more »
Boy looses girl, boy meets vampire girl, boy "feeds" girl, boy wonders what the heck he's doing. We've seen it all before folks, nothing new here, but we've seen it done better.
I've pretty much summed up the entire plot above, so there really isn't much more to add. This movie tries hard to be a comedy/horror and fails in both parts. There are no thrills/chills or really scary scenes (except perhaps to a 5 year old), the attempts at humor are all bathroom grade (literally, as one character has IBS and constantly talks about his bowel movements). Of course their is gratuitous nudity to keep the straight male audience at least somewhat interested.
I've seen a hell of a lot worse movies in my horror watching career. So although I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, I wouldn't say stay away at all costs.
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