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"The Office" Frame Toby (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Dwight Schrute: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

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Michael Scott: It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.

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Michael Scott: Is there no way we can get rid of him?

David Wallace: Not without cause, Michael.

Michael Scott: I have cause. It is because I hate him.

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Michael Scott: I tried. I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail. I feel like I'm dying inside. I feel like Neve Campbell in "Scream 2." She thinks she can go off to college and be happy. And then, the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of her friends. Learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.

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Jim Halpert: It's got shag carpets. I mean, you can't blame my parents. It was the '70s. And why would you want to buy ugly wood from trees when you can have paneling and a painting of some creepy clowns that is apparently crucial to the structural integrity of the building?

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Dwight Schrute: Okay, let's get this started.

[stands up and loosens tie]

Michael Scott: What are you doing?

Dwight Schrute: I am the bait.

[takes off his glasses]

Michael Scott: For what?

Dwight Schrute: Men find me desirable.

Michael Scott: No, no, no.

Dwight Schrute: It's a good day, too. I'm wearing my mustard shirt.

Michael Scott: You're the bait for Toby? No. For one thing, he's not gay. And if somebody were to be bait, it would be Jim or Ryan or me.

Dwight Schrute: Men find me desirable.

Michael Scott: Yes. Sure they do, Dwight.

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Dwight Schrute: There's still one thing we can do to get Toby fired.

Michael Scott: What's that?

[Dwight closes the office door]

Dwight Schrute: Frame him for using drugs.

Michael Scott: Frame him?

Dwight Schrute: Yeah. It's illegal, but, everything they do on "The Shield" is illegal.

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Michael Scott: I've never framed a man before. Have you?

Dwight Schrute: No, I've framed animals before. I framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present. And I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage.

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Dwight Schrute: I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.

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Dwight Schrute: Brownies, is it?

[scoffs]

Dwight Schrute: Pastry cubes made of sugar and fat? No, thank you. I'll stick with my jerky.

Jim Halpert: So why'd you come in here?

Dwight Schrute: To socialize. And inform.

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