- Dr. Lance Sweets: Um, can I offer a piece of advice?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well that's why we called you, Sweets.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Don't try too hard to be their friends. Act like you're more interested in each other than any of them, all right? They will come to you.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Okay, thanks Sweets.
- [Hangs up]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: So, uh, sex right?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: ...Oh good idea.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Okay.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Okay, well, I think what we need to do is get a syncopated rhythm going that takes advantage of the natural frequency of the springs.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Are you this spontaneous during real sex?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [watching Bones and Booth's circus act] Is it me, or does she seem a little too into this?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Well, there is of course a sexual component to an act of this sort. The knife representing...
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: We get it.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Dr. Brennan is showing remarkable trust and willingness.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We should arrest him.
- Dr. Albert Muir: Wait, on what charges?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Definitely positive for the whole suspicion of murder thing. But, you know, the uh, other thing is just, uh, it's... well, *confusing*.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Buck was more dashing than you. I mean, Buck drove a motorcycle.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, Wanda was funner than you.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: How?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, she let me knock off a rubber nose from her face with a knife. You would never let me do that. You're *way* too rational.
- Lavalle: [watching the mobile home rock] What d'ya think?
- Henry Simon: Let's just hope they're as good outside the trailer as they are in.
- Lavalle: I'll give 'em good marks for staying power.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh, look at them... clowns.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, the psychiatric term for fear of clowns is coulrophobia.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: It's not fear, it's hate. Okay? Big difference.
- Dr. Albert Muir: Which is the only reason we kept the relationship a secret.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: 'Relationship?'... Sexual relationship?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: How? Well when you were - I'm trying to understand. When, uh, you and Julie...
- Dr. Albert Muir: The girls had separate genitalia. A fair amount of privacy could be achieved by an eye mask, and an MP3 player turned up very loud. Julie liked the Kings of Leon. Jenny liked Maroon 5.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Dr. Brennan, if you do have to perform, any chance that you could set up a webcam so we could watch? You know, to see if we might be of any help with the case, I mean.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yeah, absolutely, anything to help.
- [Cam covers the webcam with her hand and gives a thumbs up to Hodgins]