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"30 Rock" Retreat to Move Forward (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

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Tracy Jordan: So how bad is diabetes, really?

Dr. Leo Spaceman: Quite serious. If left untreated you could lose a foot.

Tracy Jordan: Could I replace it with a wheel, like Rosie from the Jetsons?

Dr. Leo Spaceman: I suppose. But then you'd have to register as a motor vehicle.

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Kenneth Parcell: You can't eat candy if you have diabetes.

Tracy Jordan: There's no link between diabetes and diet. That's a white myth, Ken; like Larry Bird or Colorado.

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Kenneth Parcell: What can I do for you, Miss... Jimplin?

Jenna Maroney: [using the method to prepair for her Janis Joplin role] Well according to my Wikipedia page, I'm gonna need some Cherry juice, Buttermilk and Tequila to make my signature Janice Joplin cocktail: the Frank-schlong.

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Liz Lemon: [holds up two halves of a lego train] Sorry, I dropped it when I pretended it was my penis.

[mechanical voice]

Liz Lemon: Robot-penis.

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Toofer: You know, there's a conspiracy theory that, after the civil war, the U.S. government spread false information about diabetes to keep the newly-freed slaves sluggish and docile, which is why, to this date, most African Americans don't understand that diabetes is caused by sleeping on your back.

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Improviser: [Reading a slip of paper drawn from a hat] The audience suggestion is "Sling Blade and Oprah on a date."

Liz Lemon: [In a Sling Blade voice while pretending to eat] I sure do like dem french-fried potaters.

Jenna Maroney: No you don't, Oprah.

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