Kenneth Parcell: Is SpongeBob SquarePants supposed to be terrifying?
Jack Donaghy: You're darn right he is.
Liz Lemon: [drowsy from pills] I'ma call you back. I's sitting next to Borpo!
Liz Lemon: Coma Naprosil? May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime.
Jack Donaghy: It's very good.
Oprah Winfrey: I want to help you. What can I do?
Liz Lemon: Can you please say "Please welcome Liz Lemoooooooon!"
Oprah Winfrey: No.
Liz Lemon: [dressed up as Princess Leia] I don't think its fair for me to be a juror, because I can read people's thougts.
Tracy Jordan: Do you know who I am? Seriously, please tell me who I am!
Liz Lemon: [on her cellphone, under the influence of tranquilizers on an airplane, with Oprah Winfrey as a seatmate] I'ma call you back. I'm snitting nexxa Borpo.