- Jack Donaghy: Lemon is right, Jenna, obviously you can't do both TGS and Jenny Jimplin.
- Jenna Maroney: I choose the movie. My face is bigger on movies.
- Jack Donaghy: No, I don't mean quit, I mean Liz will find a way to make both work. Am I right, Lemon?
- Liz Lemon: Well, I'll have to use you less in the show...
- Jack Donaghy: And I'll scale back the movie. We could cut the lesbian scene.
- Jenna Maroney: But the Oscars love that kind of scene.
- [Lemon gives her a look]
- Jenna Maroney: There's two guys in my gym named Oscar.
- Jack Donaghy: Unfortunately, legal just informed me that the name we settled on for our bite size microwave, the 'BiteNuker', is highly offensive to those who speak either French or Dutch. A Franco-Dutchman would pronounce it 'Bedneuker'.
- Sue: [speaking with an accent] Hey! That's awful!
- Jack Donaghy: I'm sorry, Miss LaRoche-Van der Hoot.
- Dr. Leo Spaceman: [watching a lab rat clawing at its window] He's been doing that for almost eight hours, Dr. Vicki. You know what I like to do for eight hours? A TV Guide crossword puzzle.
- Liz Lemon: Well, anyway, unless you know an advertiser that really wants to be associated with this, you need to stop.
- Tracy Jordan: Great idea, Liz Lemon.
- Liz Lemon: Wait, which part of what I said are you talking about?
- Tracy Jordan: The first two-thirds. I don't need to stop being myself if I am the advertiser. I have the money. I'll just buy up all the ads and let the hilarious Tracy Jordan character do whatever he wants.
- Jack Donaghy: Most of that time has been spent trying to come up with a hip, edgy name that would appeal to the marketing holy trinity: college students, the morbidly obese, and homosexuals.
- Tracy Jordan: There you are, Liz Lemon! You wanna buy half a watch? I have to pay my fine in cash. I guess FCC stands for Federal Bunch of Sticklers.