Liz Lemon: You want the truth, Kenneth, you want the truth?
Kenneth Parcell: I can't handle the truth!
Liz Lemon: There is an adult picture of me on that phone.
Kenneth Parcell: Adult? You mean like you're driving a car or wearing a suit?
Liz Lemon: It's a boobies picture, Kenneth, and I only kept it because for once they were both pointing in the same direction.
Pete Hornberger: Come on Tracy just tell us where the money is. Where's the safest place in 30 Rock?
Tracy Jordan: I already told you. It's dry and warm. Its top is hard but its bottom is soft. And although the location changes it's always in the same place.
Pete Hornberger: There's nothing like that in 30 Rock! Nothing!
Tracy Jordan: I never said it was a thing.
Kenneth Parcell: It's me. I am the safest place in 30 Rock!