Liz has a disastrous first date with Dr. Baird on Valentines Day, Elisa makes Jack go to church with her before their date, and Kenneth gets a date with a blind woman.
Did You Know?
Elisa scolds Jack for propositioning her "so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, the patron saint of judgmental statues." Santa Lucia (Saint Lucy) is actually the patron saint of the blind (she was blinded as part of her martyrdom, and artistic depictions of her often include her holding her own eyes). This episode also includes a subplot in which Kenneth falls in love with a blind woman. See more
[Jack is in a confession booth, trying to shock the priest
I once claimed "I am God" during a deposition.