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"Generation Kill" Get Some (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Mini-Series)

(2008)

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Cpl. Ray Person: Look at this shit, how come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know, how come counties like that don't ever need Marines, I'll tell you why, it's lack of pussy that fucks countries up, lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability, if more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and fuck em up like this, cause a nutbusting haji, is a happy haji.

Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, how much ripped fuel have you ingested.

Cpl. Ray Person: I'm on it like a mother fucker Brad, haha!...

Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Well, no more of that shit...

Evan 'Scribe' Wright: An interesting theory though.

Cpl. Ray Person: Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it, you know what, you should definitely quote me on it, this whole thing comes down to pussy! Look, if you take the Republican Guard and comp their asses for a week in Vegas, no fucking war!

Evan 'Scribe' Wright: So the war is not about oil or WMDs.

Cpl. Ray Person: No, in the opinion of this Marine, its about pussy.

Evan 'Scribe' Wright: And its not about Saddam.

Cpl. Ray Person: No, Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico.

Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, please shut up... thank you.

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Cpl. Ray Person: [in response to a child's letter] Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seem to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist dick suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging bi-sexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the mother-fucking answer.

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Evan 'Scribe' Wright: AAA batteries, dip, Skoal, Copenhagen, baby wipes, flavored pringles in a can and adult diapers. As requested. Why do you need me to get all of this stuff?

Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: In the infinite wisdom to whoever runs the military post exchange store, they won't sell this stuff in quantity to military personnel. But, for civilians like yourself, the sky is the limit.

Evan 'Scribe' Wright: And why is that?

Cpl. Josh Ray Person: To Keep us angry. If Marines could get what they needed when they needed it we would be happy and wouldn't ready to kill people all of the time. The Marine Corps is like America's Pitbull. They beat us, mistreat us and every once in awhile, they let us out to attack someone.

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Cpl. Ray Person: Yeah, get some!

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Cpl. Ray Person: This whole thing comes down to pussy! You take the Republican Guard and comp their asses for a week in Vegas. No fucking war!

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Sgt. Larry Shawn 'Pappy' Patrick: We all have a job to do. Sgt Maj. Sixta's job is being an asshole... and he excels at it.

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Lt. Col. Stephen 'Godfather' Ferrando: The general has asked this battalion to be America's shocktroops, and Godfather can't tell the General 'We don't do windows'.

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Sgt. Tony 'Poke' Espera: All these other grunts look up to Recon like we're cold blooded warriors. We're carnivorous mother-fuckers dawg!

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Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Wake up Trombley. You're missing the invasion.

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Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Why are we going to a PX at an Army Camp?

Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Marines don't need a PX. We are about to loot and pillage a country.

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Cpl. Josh Ray Person: I love you Fruity Rudy!

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Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Sergeant, are we there yet?

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Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Hey, War Scribe. Do you want some dip? The first couple times I dipped I puked a little. But, as long as you don't get it in Brad's Humvee, we won't mind.

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Sgt. Maj. John Sixta: Do you read me Sgt Patrick? You has 'til O'dark hundred to unfuck yourself.

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Cpl. Evan 'Q-Tip' Stafford: Yo reporter, what are you wearing man

Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Boxers. Why?

Cpl. Evan 'Q-Tip' Stafford: It's going to be hot maggot. Me? I'm free-ballin all the way to Baghdad.

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Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Trombley, why are you wasting food?

Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: I'm going to shoot me a dog.

Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: No Trombley you aren't. We don't shoot dogs, we shoot people.

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Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Our first contact with armed Iraqis and we wave them off like bitches.

Cpl. Gabe Garza: I had a beautiful head shot.

Sgt. Rodolfo 'Rudy' Reyes: We all did brother.

Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You know what happens when you get out of the Marine Corps? You get your brains back.

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Sgt. Antonio 'Poke' Espera: People been fighting over this bitch since ancient times, Dog. How many graves we standing on? Think about all the wisdom and science and money and civilization it took to build these machines, and the courage of all the men who came here, and the love of their wives and children that was in their hearts. And all that hate, Dog. All the hate it took to blow these motherfuckers away. It's destiny, Dog. White man's gotta rule the world.

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Cpt. Craig 'Encino Man' Schwetje: Check it out, I taped my windows so I could turn my laptop on without enemies seeing the light. Cool, huh?

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