- Sgt. Gregory Parker: Snipers: Ed, you're Sierra Two, Jules, you're Sierra One. Mr. Lane?
- Ed Lane: Absolutely. Absolutely. Spread the wealth. Is it Jules Day?
- Jules Callaghan: Every day is Jules Day.
- Mike Scarlatti: So Sam, how many Al-Queda guys you take out?
- Sam Braddock: What you mean like to dinner?
- Dr. Amanda Luria: I know. You're fine. You did a great job out there but you need somebody to talk to. It's strictly confidential.
- Ed Lane: Doc, if you want a date, just ask.
- Dr. Amanda Luria: You know what? Screw it! I forgot who I was talking to for a minute. You're not that guy. You're not going to wonder if you did the right thing. You're not going have any sleepless nights, flashbacks, memory loss, time distortions. You're not gonna feel alone, feel guilty, feel guilty about not feeling guilty. That's what happens to other people. You'll be fine. You know where to find me. Not that you'll need to!
- Lewis 'Lou' Young: You gotta be wasted to take seven tasers like that, right?
- Mike Scarlatti: I could take seven.
- Kevin 'Wordy' Wordsworth: Seven what?
- Mike Scarlatti: I could take seven tasers.
- Kevin 'Wordy' Wordsworth: You could not take seven tasers.
- Sgt. Gregory Parker: Babycakes, how are you?
- Mike Scarlatti: Frickin' shag carpet. Been picking it out of her treads all morning.
- Ed Lane: Price of love, Spike.
- Mike Scarlatti: Yeah she didn't even make me breakfast.
- Sgt. Gregory Parker: Say good bye to your girlfriend. Briefing room, five minutes.
- Ed Lane: What am I suppose to do?
- Sgt. Gregory Parker: Well, maybe what you do is you get the big picture.
- Ed Lane: Mmm... "big picture?"
- Sgt. Gregory Parker: It's your in-laws 40th anniversary.
- Ed Lane: Come on!
- Sgt. Gregory Parker: Just saying.
- Ed Lane: What'd she pay you to say that?
- Sgt. Gregory Parker: Hey. Hey, you know what? There's a cop retires every week and one day it's gonna be you. So who you going to come home to when the day comes?
- Ed Lane: What else?
- Jules Callaghan: What do you mean "what else?" This is going to be crazy.
- Ed Lane: Damn right it's going to be crazy. Every unit in the city is gonna want a piece of this.
- Jules Callaghan: I'm Sierra One. Oh yeah! I'm Sierra One.
- Ed Lane: Chill.
- Sgt. Gregory Parker: Easy! Easy, this all about finding a way home! We all want to go home! But first you have to put the gun down!
- Sgt. Gregory Parker: Sierra One, talk to me.
- Ed Lane: He's holding her close.
- Sgt. Gregory Parker: And how's the view?
- Ed Lane: Cold zero. I got the solution.
- Sgt. Gregory Parker: Sierra One. Sierra One.
- Ed Lane: Sierra One, go ahead.
- Sgt. Gregory Parker: Scorpio.
- Sgt. Gregory Parker: How you doing, Eddie?
- Inspector Stainton: Parker!
- Sgt. Gregory Parker: You mind just plugging your ear holes for a second while I talk to my buddy here and ask how he's doing? How you doin'?
- Ed Lane: Fine. Fine!