- Telly: Anyone seen Ug?
- Donkeylips: I saw him running in his underwear looking for a four leaf clover, and then a bee stung him in the butt.
- Bobby Budnick: We are always one, Blood Brothers in the secret order of...
- [he takes what he thinks is the skull out of the bag, but gets surprised when it's not the skull]
- Bobby Budnick: A Casaba Melon?
- Donkeylips: It's fruit.
- Sponge Harris: We killed ourselves for that?
- Ronnie Pinsky: Budnick, you moron. What are we going to do?
- [suddenly Ug comes into their cabin mad, with scissors and Kleenex stuffed up one nostril from injury from the society's test]
- Bobby Budnick: We die!
- Z.Z. Ziff: [trapped in a cave] Echo. Save the whales.
- Dina Alexander: Will you be quiet?
- Z.Z. Ziff: What? You don't want to save the whales?
- Telly: No, we just don't want to hear your voice.
- Z.Z. Ziff: Fine.
- Bobby Budnick: [referring to the skull] But Ug, it's cool.
- Kevin 'Ug' Lee: Nope, it's cursed, it's evil. Get rid of it! That's an order!