Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)

The Cursed Skull (1992)

Michael Bower: Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen

Quotes 

• Telly : Anyone seen Ug?

  Donkeylips : I saw him running in his underwear looking for a four leaf clover, and then a bee stung him in the butt.

• Bobby Budnick : We are always one, Blood Brothers in the secret order of...

  [he takes what he thinks is the skull out of the bag, but gets surprised when it's not the skull] 

  Bobby Budnick : A Casaba Melon?

  Donkeylips : It's fruit.

  Sponge Harris : We killed ourselves for that?

  Ronnie Pinsky : Budnick, you moron. What are we going to do?

  [suddenly Ug comes into their cabin mad, with scissors and Kleenex stuffed up one nostril from injury from the society's test] 

  Bobby Budnick : We die!