Rugrats (TV Series)

Reptar on Ice/Family Feud (1992)

Michael Bell: Drew Pickles, Chas Finster, Harry

Quotes 

• Harry : Leo, you're a role model in that costume.

  Leo : [as Leo gets into Reptar costume]  A mutant dinosaur that tears down cities and steals chickens, is a role model for these kids? No wonder the world's in such crummy shape.

  Harry : Yeah, but see, you got a gentle, human side too. I mean, that's why the girl falls in love ya.

  Leo : Perfect example of how sorry this show is. The real Reptar would never have a romantic entitlement with a girl reporter.

  Harry : "The *real* Reptar"? Leo, you've been playing this part too long.

  Leo : Finally, something we can agree on. You something, Harry? I don't know why I took this job.

  [as he walks out to the rink] 

  Leo : I can't skate, I don't like kids, and if you wanna know the actual fact, lizards give me the creeps!

  [leaves and peeks back into the room] 

  Leo : And that goes for your amphibians too!

  [leaves again] 

• Stu Pickles : [points to Howard]  What about the time you borrowed my golf clubs and bent my putter?

  [Chas gasps and looks around desperately] 

  Didi Pickles : And another thing, Betty! Don't forget about the time you were supposed to take the kids--!

  Charles "Chas" Finster : [panicking]  Hey, the kids! Where are the kids?

  [Howard thinks; Stu, Didi and Betty continue arguing] 

  Charles "Chas" Finster : [furiously]  LOOK AT YOU! DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? WHILE YOU'VE BEEN INSULTING EACH OTHER AND BRINGING UP EVERY PETTY DIFFERENCE FROM YOUR PAST, YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LIVES!

  [Stu, Didi and Betty hang their heads] 

  Charles "Chas" Finster : YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED!

  Howard DeVille : Charles is right. Our behaviour has been absolutely disgusting. I'm a failure, and I let *everybody* down!