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(2008 Video Game)

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Haggard: [when the player picks up a Specialist weapon] Is...is that a silencer? That's kinda girly.

Haggard: [when Preston dies] Anybody got a band-aid? Preston's bleeding real bad.

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Haggard: Oh look. New guy's dead.

Sweetwater: Already? I was just about to learn his name.

Haggard: I think it was probably Joe. Usually is.

Sarge: His name's Preston. Preston Marlowe. And he's not dead. Right, soldier?

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Haggard: [after being threatened by the Army] Oh yeah? Says you and what army?

Sweetwater: What?!

Haggard: Well, I've just always wanted to say that.

Sweetwater: Why?!

Haggard: Sounds cool.

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Haggard: My middle name's "Not Safe"...well, actually it's Gordon..but errr...

[walks away awkwardly]

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Sweetwater: Ahhh...the dulcet tones of Miss July...

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[after Haggard "invades" a neutral country looking for the mercenary's gold]

Sarge: Is this you idea of "fun", Haggard?

Haggard: Well... yeah?

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Sarge: [after Haggard "Invades" a neutral country] I hate to say this, but we're going to have to go in there after him.

Sweetwater: Do we REALLY have to go? I mean, do we REALLY REALLY need to go get him?

Sarge: [Both Marlow and Sarge look at Sweetwater sideways] Move out!

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Miss July: [Over radio] You're facing court marshal Sergeant, I don't think you'll be going anywhere for at least 2 to 4 months, out!

Sarge: Damnit!

Haggard: Oh this is bad. This is bad.

Sweetwater: Yeah, this is real bad, Haggard. Real Bad!

Haggard: Can't be as bad as Kris Kristofferson's third album.

Sweetwater: It's worse!

Haggard: This is BAD!

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Preston: Honour. Faith. Land. Oil. Wars are fought for any number of reasons. But... on the battlefield, every soldier has to find his own. As things turn out, me and my buddies found a pretty interesting one.

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Sweetwater: Sarge, Haggard's running away again!

Redford: Hold on, something ain't right.

Sweetwater: I know, look at him, he runs like a girl.

Redford: No, not that. I'm talking about something else.

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Haggard: Woah, are those some sort of super-secret military attack vehicles?

Sweetwater: Yup, real advanced stuff there Hags.

Haggard: That's funny, because they look like golf carts... Sweatwater.

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Haggard: [Haggard and Sarge Walking away from Seetwater after he spots the dead Russian soldier]

Sweetwater: Come on, you guys, I heard that he pays his troops in solid gold bars.

Haggard: Let me just check for a pulse... in his pockets.

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Haggard: There's gold in them there hills!

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Haggard: How do you know she's hot? I had a cousin who had a real sweet voice, but she had a face like a can of dog food.

Sweetwater: Is that the one you dated?

Haggard: Yup...

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Sweetwater: I know what I'm doing!

Haggard: [mockingly] You know what you're doin'! You know what you're doin'! If I had a penny for every time you said that, I wouldn't be needing this gold!

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Sweetwater: Saaaarge, Haggard's running away again!

Redford: Well, look at that...

Sweetwater: I know! He runs like a girl!

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Sweetwater: Am I the only one getting cold feet about this?

Haggard: Yep. Embrace the sucks, Sweetwater. Embrace the suck.

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Haggard: Darn it, I just remembered I traded my last piece of beef jerky.

Sweetwater: For what?

Haggard: Cigarettes... but I don't smoke. So I traded them for a tube of back cream.

Redford: You got back problems?

Haggard: No... I was hoping the guy with my beef jerky would want it.

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