Battlefield: Bad Company (2008 Video Game)

Nigel Whitmey: Haggard

Quotes 

• Haggard : There's gold in them there hills!

• Haggard : How do you know she's hot? I had a cousin who had a real sweet voice, but she had a face like a can of dog food.

  Sweetwater : Is that the one you dated?

  Haggard : Yup...

• Haggard : My middle name's "Not Safe"...well, actually it's Gordon..but errr...

  [walks away awkwardly] 

• Haggard : [when the player picks up a Specialist weapon]  Is...is that a silencer? That's kinda girly.

• [after Haggard "invades" a neutral country looking for the mercenary's gold] 

  Sarge : Is this you idea of "fun", Haggard?

  Haggard : Well... yeah?

• Miss July : [Over radio]  You're facing court marshal Sergeant, I don't think you'll be going anywhere for at least 2 to 4 months, out!

  Sarge : Damnit!

  Haggard : Oh this is bad. This is bad.

  Sweetwater : Yeah, this is real bad, Haggard. Real Bad!

  Haggard : Can't be as bad as Kris Kristofferson's third album.

  Sweetwater : It's worse!

  Haggard : This is BAD!

• Haggard : [when Preston dies]  Anybody got a band-aid? Preston's bleeding real bad.

• Haggard : Oh look. New guy's dead.

  Sweetwater : Already? I was just about to learn his name.

  Haggard : I think it was probably Joe. Usually is.

  Sarge : His name's Preston. Preston Marlowe. And he's not dead. Right, soldier?

• Haggard : [after being threatened by the Army]  Oh yeah? Says you and what army?

  Sweetwater : What?!

  Haggard : Well, I've just always wanted to say that.

  Sweetwater : Why?!

  Haggard : Sounds cool.

• Haggard : Woah, are those some sort of super-secret military attack vehicles?

  Sweetwater : Yup, real advanced stuff there Hags.

  Haggard : That's funny, because they look like golf carts... Sweatwater.

• Haggard : [Haggard and Sarge Walking away from Seetwater after he spots the dead Russian soldier] 

  Sweetwater : Come on, you guys, I heard that he pays his troops in solid gold bars.

  Haggard : Let me just check for a pulse... in his pockets.

• Sweetwater : I know what I'm doing!

  Haggard : [mockingly]  You know what you're doin'! You know what you're doin'! If I had a penny for every time you said that, I wouldn't be needing this gold!

• Sweetwater : Am I the only one getting cold feet about this?

  Haggard : Yep. Embrace the sucks, Sweetwater. Embrace the suck.

• Haggard : Darn it, I just remembered I traded my last piece of beef jerky.

  Sweetwater : For what?

  Haggard : Cigarettes... but I don't smoke. So I traded them for a tube of back cream.

  Redford : You got back problems?

  Haggard : No... I was hoping the guy with my beef jerky would want it.