- Richard Oliver Mayhew: We've got to get the thing I've got to the Angel. Then he'll tell Door about her family and he'll tell me how to get home.
- Lamia: And he'll give you a brain and me a heart.
- Mr. Croup: Don't think of us as cutthroats and murderers, Miss, think of us as an escort service.
- Mr. Vandemaar: Only without the bosoms.
- The Marquis De Carabas: When angels go bad, they go worse than anyone. Remember, Lucifer was an angel.