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A bit like watching a modern beauty pageant, but with more skin
Its title clearly way-too boastful, WORLD'S SEXIEST NUDE WOMEN delivers the skin with an hour long compilation of nudie profiles of some attractive models. It's for fans who can't get enough of an intrinsically boring format.
I grew up enjoying the pulchritude on the televised Beauty Pageants with their inevitable swimsuit competitions, which eventually became controversial segments but fortunately were never phased out as one might have expected at the height of p.c. some years ago.
Then in the '80s I reviewed scores of those very soft VHS nudie videos, ranging from exercise tapes to the Playboy releases and Bert Rhine skin shows shot in Florida or Texas. There was a sameness (especially with the unimaginative Playboy product) that was mind-numbing, and a large percentage, probably the majority, of that product is gone with zero interest in being reissued.
So some small outfits like Napoli or in this case Infinity carry on the tradition, somehow surviving in a sea of XXX porn. Here we get a couple of dozen beauties stripping, staring at the camera and showing off exotic locations. It's more likely to put one to sleep than to turn one on.
There are a couple of exceptions in the pack. Erica Campbell, who I have loved in her frequent Playboy "Newstand Special" issues, is the most voluptuous of the models here and her headlights are very well-photographed. As if that weren't enough, the final segment of her routine has her trussed up in bondage, looking like a sacrifice waiting in terror for King Kong (or at least Mr. Marcus) to show up. It's price of admission worthy.
The most uninhibited model in this fairly tame program is predictably Aria Giovanni, she of hardcore porn fame. She threatens to cross over the line at times, but of course this is cable-ready "clean" porn. I especially liked the subliminal touch of Aria covered in soot -nothing clean about that.
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