Aloha (I) (2015)
Allison Ng: You sold your soul so many times nobody's buying anymore
Brian Gilcrest: In any of its many forms, I have found that nothing beats fun.
Carson Welch: The future isn't just something that happens. It's a brutal force with a great sense of humor that will steamroll you if you're not watching.
John 'Woody' Woodside: I may not be the original owner of your heart, but I am the better owner and a much healthier option too!
Allison Ng: And here I am complaining about my sunglasses.
Brian Gilcrest: And here I am complaining about nothing.
General Dixon: Now teenagers in Equatorial New Guinea can't meet and date because of you!
General Dixon: This is what we get for letting civilians into space.
Brian Gilcrest: Oh, the hat. You must be wondering about the hat. This hat serves no purpose. The entire idea of including sunglasses in the hat is ridiculous in theory and unwieldy in execution. Yet, somehow, you lost your sunglasses, and somebody stole your badass look. Anyway, you may now wear the hat. I understand your reluctance with the hat. I know what it represents - my first civilian gift to you. And really, what do I really have to offer you? I think that everybody I have gotten close to I have managed to detach myself from in some hideous way. And frankly, just floating the idea of you and me as a couple - all I see are problems. I mean, I am talking about world chaos, panic in the streets. I am talking about demonstrations, riots, problems with your promotion, strange incidents throughout the Midwest! And let's just be honest, it'll end as it began. It will be a flicker of an impossible dream and an avalanche of emotional chaos, and I am sorry, but... I'm in. For, *all* of it.