Ellen Wolf: [after Miguel asked Dexter to look into her as a possible victim] I think we all know how easy it is to plant evidence and, well, you look the type.
Dexter Morgan: [voice over] Do I see sheets of plastic in your future?
Angel Batista: How much coffee have you had?
Debra Morgan: A metric fuck-ton.
Angel Batista: You should stop, it's giving you Tourettes.
Dexter Morgan: [about his wedding] Should I invite Quinn? He's so... tan.
Dexter Morgan: Hey guys, I need your addresses for the wedding and I need to know if you're bringing dates.
Angel Batista: Can we bring just friends?
Vince Masuka: I never bring dates to a wedding. Best man always hooks up with the maid of honor.
Dexter Morgan: The maid of honor is Rita's daughter. She's ten.
Debra Morgan: Two of my witnesses have turned up dead. You wanna see a third?
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: Anton's already got a target on his back by helping us. This will protect him.
Debra Morgan: [Sarcastic] Yeah, right.
Angel Batista: I'm gonna keep Anton in the dark for now. But I want eyes on him at all times. Understand?
[Quinn nods and leaves. Dexter comes up to Deb]
Dexter Morgan: Hey, Deb?
Debra Morgan: What?
Dexter Morgan: Are you gonna bring a date to the wedding?
Debra Morgan: I don't know, Dex. I might be too busy picking up pieces of Anton's *skin* to even be there.
Dexter Morgan: ...So you're a "maybe"?
Dexter Morgan: [thinking while observing murder scene] Marriage, children... you never expect it to end in tragedy. Unless you're me.
Dexter Morgan: [narrating] I've never been great at conflict resolution. Not without a blade, and several rolls of plastic wrap.