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"Dexter" Easy as Pie (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Ellen Wolf: [after Miguel asked Dexter to look into her as a possible victim] I think we all know how easy it is to plant evidence and, well, you look the type.

Dexter Morgan: [voice over] Do I see sheets of plastic in your future?

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Angel Batista: How much coffee have you had?

Debra Morgan: A metric fuck-ton.

Angel Batista: You should stop, it's giving you Tourettes.

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Dexter Morgan: [about his wedding] Should I invite Quinn? He's so... tan.

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Dexter Morgan: Hey guys, I need your addresses for the wedding and I need to know if you're bringing dates.

Angel Batista: Can we bring just friends?

Vince Masuka: I never bring dates to a wedding. Best man always hooks up with the maid of honor.

Dexter Morgan: The maid of honor is Rita's daughter. She's ten.

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Debra Morgan: Two of my witnesses have turned up dead. You wanna see a third?

Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: Anton's already got a target on his back by helping us. This will protect him.

Debra Morgan: [Sarcastic] Yeah, right.

Angel Batista: I'm gonna keep Anton in the dark for now. But I want eyes on him at all times. Understand?

[Quinn nods and leaves. Dexter comes up to Deb]

Dexter Morgan: Hey, Deb?

Debra Morgan: What?

Dexter Morgan: Are you gonna bring a date to the wedding?

Debra Morgan: I don't know, Dex. I might be too busy picking up pieces of Anton's *skin* to even be there.

Dexter Morgan: ...So you're a "maybe"?

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Dexter Morgan: [thinking while observing murder scene] Marriage, children... you never expect it to end in tragedy. Unless you're me.

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Dexter Morgan: [narrating] I've never been great at conflict resolution. Not without a blade, and several rolls of plastic wrap.

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[last lines]

Dexter Morgan: All the lives I've taken, they've always begged for mercy. I've never understood that concept, until now. This, this is mercy. But only for a friend.

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