Nathan's web dating profile in Klokblocked reads thusly: NAME: Nathan Explosion SEX: Male HEIGHT: Tall EYES: Green HAIR: Black ETHNICITY: White/Native American SMOKES: No DRINKS: Everyday BACK ON THE MARKET Hey. My name is Nathan and I want to meet some girls. Nice pretty girls. Ones that like to hang out. I like Metal. I like chips. That's it.