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(2011)

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[from trailer]

Isabel: Thaddeus, I have not been able to stop thinking of you.

Thadeous: [pot in his hand] What a coincidence. I was just about to finish thinking of you.

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[from trailer]

Belladonna: How are you going to make me love you?

Leezar: If your vagina is anything like my hand, there will be no problem.

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[from trailer]

Thadeous: This quest sucks!

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Leezar: I'm here to steal a beautiful virgin that looks just. Like. Her.

Fabious: And how do you plan to do that?

Leezar: Magic.

[cracks neck]

Leezar: Motherfucker.

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Isabel: It is my legacy to stop anyone who wants to fuck to make dragons.

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Leezar: The fuckening has begun!

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[from trailer]

Thadeous: I shouldn't even be here! I will probably die on this quest, Courtney definitely will!

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Thadeous: Courtney, will you make funny faces to entertain me?

[Courtney makes a variety of weird faces which causes Thadeous to clap with glee, until he gives a smile in the shape of a triangle]

Thadeous: No! Never triangle-face! I *hate* triangle face! It scares me!

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Belladonna: Why would anyone want to be with you?

Leezar: I'm not sure really... oh yeah, perhaps because I'm rich, I live in a castle and I can do magic.

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[from trailer]

[Fabious is bitten by a snake in the thigh ]

Courtney: SHIT!

Fabious: You have to suck out the venom!

Thadeous: I don't want to suck it, you suck it!

Fabious: I can't suck my own venom!

Thadeous: Yes you can! I'll help you!

[pushes Fabious's head down]

Thadeous: Suck it! Suck your venom!

Fabious: I can't reach it with my mouth!

Thadeous: Courtney, suck the venom!

Courtney: But I've never...

Thadeous: [pushes Courtney's head down] SUCK IT!

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Fabious: What's your problem? Why are you being such a sourpuss?

Thadeous: I'm not being a sourpuss! I just didn't want to be at that celebration

Fabious: All I want is for you to be a part of this moment. I want you to be gay with me and father.

Thadeous: I don't want to be gay with you two!

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Thadeous: [while moving Stephen off the bed] Stephen, I'm going to put you in the corner *now* while I strum my filthies.

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Great Wize Wizard: This cricket compass will catch the light and point the way to the labyrinths location. Be warned: they say the walls of this maze drive men to madness. But if you can find your way, the blade will be yours.

Fabious: Thank you, Wize Wizard.

Great Wize Wizard: Not so fast. First you must answer a riddle. What journey be long and twisted and sensitive at hand? To what end must man go to discover the depths of his ecstasy? Think hard strong warriors.

Fabious: Fuck! I know this!

Fabious: I got it! You want us to twist, what is long, with our sensitive hands?

Thadeous: He wants us to jerk him off!

Great Wize Wizard: Just touch the tip and twist it.

Thadeous: We are not going to do that.

Fabious: If it's for the quest, we will do what needs to be done.

Thadeous: Yuck!

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[from trailer]

[the brothers get high]

Fabious: [holding his head] Thadeous, are you seeing what I'm seeing?

Thadeous: [calmly] You making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit, Fabious, please.

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Courtney: It's my birthday today, you know.

Thadeous: Fuck that.

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Fabious: Maybe they're right, everything they say about you.

Thadeous: They only say that stuff because of you, because you go out and have to pretend to be the best, and they look at me like I'm some sort of idiot. Everyone in the kingdom wants to suck your dick, no one wants to suck mine!

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Thadeous: Not so fast, trickster.

Isabel: Hello, Thadeous.

Thadeous: The time for pleasantries is through; do you feel that tiny prick in your back?

Isabel: Is that your cock?

Thadeous: Ha! It is a knife but I'll gladly penetrate you with it.

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Fabious: [catching Thadeous watching Isabel as she gets undressed to bathe in the pond] What right have you to spy on a bathing woman from these shrubs?

Thadeous: I'm simply keeping an eye on her. She is not like one of our dim witted chamber maids that let me take from behind. This woman has be vexed. What exactly would it take for one to tame such an adventurous slut?

Fabious: Well, I imagine she'd want a man to be honorable, bold, brave. Know his way round a blade.

[Isabel looks over her shoulder straight towards them]

Thadeous: Oh, God! She's looking at us! Remain perfectly still.

[they freeze in their positions and Isabel ignores them and dives into the pond]

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Isabel: That feeling is all too familiar. It's been burning in my beaver since the day I lost my brothers.

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Thadeous: My path has been unstable, but my conviction is born to damn the fuckers who doubted me. To lessen the assholes who tested me. To right what is wrong, to restore faith that has long been lost, and to rise to great heights even beyond my own legend as a Great Cocksmith, Master Pintsman, and stunningly handsome Prince of Light in these dark Dark Ages!

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Thadeous: [to Belladonna, as she attempts to deep throat his minotaur-cock trophy] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't suck that. That's dead.

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[from trailer]

Thadeous: What the fuck?

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Thadeous: Only a champion man would hold the Blade of Unicorn in his hands. And I, Thadeous, am that man. I have seen the pain in my reflection and watched the strength of my brother, unflinching. My quest is one of love, but also in this moment of forgiveness, of redemption, even amongst the smallest of foes. My path has been unstable, but my conviction is born to damn those who doubted me. To lessen those who tested me. To right what is wrong. To restore faith that has long been lost. And to rise to great heights even beyond my own legend in these dark, Dark Ages. True trials await, and I will greet thee with the hammer of my fist and the slide of my sword. As the fog clears, I will follow the voice that guides me: My love, my heart, my Gods!

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Thadeous: Well, it would be nice to be king.

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Daronius the Swift: Step back new friends, I'll lead the way, for tonight Evil's met its match.

Thadeous: Fantastic! Thank you again for coming.

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Thadeous: Well, then things will get very nasty.

Isabel: Oh really?

Thadeous: Oh, REALLY!

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