- The Middleman: In times of extreme stress, crying is an inevitable physiological response.
- Ida: Sure it is, cupcake.
- The Middleman: The way the story's unfolding... rural setting... civilian unexpectedly turns into a ravenous flesh-eater... My guess is we are dealing with the seminal stage of a zombie outbreak.
- Wendy Watson: Entree-ripping, brain chewing zombies?
- The Middleman: The very same.
- Wendy Watson: Cool!
- The Middleman: Dubby, there is nothing "cool" about zombies.