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[reciting his poem at the poetry reading
People think I can't write a poem, but they are so wrong, I can write a poem. I wrote this one, I wrote this poem, and I gave it the title Binky's poem. So shut up! The end!
That's no a poem. He rhymed "poem" with "poem" four times!
It was great. Yay Binky!