Will McKenzie: I've no interest in babes.
Jay Cartwright: That's handy, cos they've got no interest in you.
Will McKenzie: Ooh, Sorry. Who here has pulled Charlotte Hinchcliffe? Who? Huh? Me, That's who!
Jay Cartwright: She only did it for a bet!
Will McKenzie: That's not true.
Simon Cooper: Oh, God. Let's not get into all that again.
Jay Cartwright: It is true!
Will McKenzie: It's not fucking true! People don't get fingered for a bet, Jay. With the possible exception of your sister.
Jay Cartwright: Take that back!
Will McKenzie: Actually, I do take it back. But your mum on the other hand; she'd probably get fingered for a packet of biscuits.
Neil Sutherland: Oooh!
Simon Cooper: [mocking voice] Oh no!
Neil Sutherland: [noticing Jay has shut up] Silence!