- [Sheriff Andy has just been fried by a tensor field]
- Sheriff Andy: [moaning] Ouch! I don't like this job.
- Dr. Maria Leonardo: So where are your uniforms?
- Sheriff Jack Carter: Er it's an unofficial visit.
- Dr. Maria Leonardo: So is true that you guys got fired?
- Deputy Jo Lupo: He got fired, I quit.
- Dr. Maria Leonardo: Bummer.
- Allison Blake: Eureka can't have an experiment in charge of law enforcement.
- Gen. Mansfield: You needed a sheriff, and the prototype was ready. Or would you prefer to leave the position vacant?