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(2012)

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DonnyTodd: [from trailer]

Donny: What'd I do to his back?

Todd: Let me jog your memory...

DonnyTodd: [shows a tattoo on his back]

Donny: [laughs] The New Kids on the Block! The heads are all warped!

Todd: That's because I got it in third grade, my body grew!

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Dante Spirou: Vanilla Ice banged grandma? That's fucking awesome!

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[from trailer]

Todd: You were basically the worst parent ever!

Donny: I was awesome!

Todd: You let me eat cake and lollipops for breakfast every day!

Donny: That's what you asked for!

Todd: You're supposed to say no!

Todd: I didn't know what I was doing! I was 13,14 years old!

Todd: You know, what I remember is ME having to drive YOU home from the beach that time, because you were too drunk!

Donny: Somebody else's dad would have had another guy drive home!

Todd: I was eight!

Donny: And you drove like a fucking champ too.

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[from trailer]

Donny: That's my boy!

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Donny: Do you have any AXE body spray?

Todd: No, Donny. I don't have any AXE body spray. Because I'm not a fucking douchebag.

Donny: Since when it's become a douchebag thing?

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Donny: Facebook? You know I can't afford that shit. What am I, a billionaire?

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Todd: [after punching Chad] At ease, bitch!

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[from trailer]

Jamie: Todd, your old man's here to see you!

Donny: WASSUP!

[Todd hurls his drink]

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DonnyTodd: [from trailer]

Donny: I promise you, I'll never forget you again.

DonnyTodd: [gives him a gift]

Todd: You got me a gift... an earring? But I don't have a pierced ear.

Donny: Yeah...

DonnyTodd: [Donny jams the earring on his son's ear]

Todd: [his face smeared with blood] Am I bleeding?

Donny: I don't think so.

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DonnyJamie: [from trailer]

Jamie: OH MY GOD! I just found my wedding dress covered in barf! And something else...

DonnyJamie: [inspects the dress]

Jamie: You puked on my dress, and then fucked it?

Donny: [laughs at Todd] You're a madman!

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Phil: Let me introduce myself: My name's Phil, I'm married, I have four children, and I've seen three vaginas in my entire life - my wife's, my baby's, and my aunt's accidentally when we were riding tandem bikes together.

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Donny: [from trailer]

Donny: Give me another chance. Get to know me a little bit...

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Donny: Hi, I'm Todd Peterson.

Hotel Desk Clerk #1: No, you're not. You're Donny Berger. You got your teacher pregnant.

Donny: Okay.

[Donny walks over to the next clerk]

Donny: Hi, I'm Todd Peterson.

Hotel Desk Clerk #2: What can I do for you, Mr. Peterson?

Donny: What room was my fiance in again?

Hotel Desk Clerk #2: Let me check, 641.

Donny: Thanks, you're a stud.

[the first clerk gives the second clerk a confused look]

Hotel Desk Clerk #2: Hey, when the legendary Donny Berger comes in here using a fake name, you go with it!

Hotel Desk Clerk #1: Okay!

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[from trailer]

Donny: [reads a magazine] Whoa, that's my boy! He moved out when he was eighteen, I haven't seen him since...

Brie: It says here he's one of the most successful hedge fund managers in the finance industry.

Champale: Maybe your son can help you...

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Donny: [from trailer]

Donny: Don't forget, you are going to prison. You have GOT to get that money!

Donny: Actually, I'm just trying to be a dad right now...

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Jamie: [from trailer]

Jamie: [to Donny] Ever since you got here, Todd's been acting like a different person!

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Todd: [Talking to the priest after being reprimanded, almost whispering] You know I, can't hear a word you're saying. All I can focus on is your shit breath.

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