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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) Poster

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Alvin: Come on, Alvin! Remember your 5 D's: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!

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Theodore: [Introducing himself to girls] Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore.

Simon: [Covering Theodore's mouth and muffling words] Yes, he's Theodore, in case you missed it, and I'm Simon.

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Alvin: Si, don't make me have to kiss you because I'll do it! I don't care! Here come the lips! Makeout train is leaving the station! Toot toot!

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Alvin: Oh it is on like Donkey Kong!

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Theodore: [upon Dave asking where Aunt Jackie is] She's practicing her pole dancing.

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Brittany: Hey Ian! In the words of The Donald, "You're fired!"

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Eleanor: Ian says that I need to work on being taller.

Theodore: Well, I think you look great just the way you are.

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Ian: What part of "singing female chipmunks" don't these people understand?

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Alvin: Whoops! Well, it looks like it's time to play my second favorite game: hide the broken TV from Dave. You wanna play?

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Alvin: Who's Aunt Jackie?

Theodore: The one who sends us those metal buckets of yummy popcorn for Christmas.

Alvin: Oh, Popcorn Jackie.

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Toby: What was school like for me? Uh, in a word: awesome. But, you know, that's 'cause I was like extremely popular.

Simon: Is that why you still live with your grandma?

Alvin: And refer to yourself as "The Tobester?"

Theodore: And go

[imitating video game]

Theodore: pyu pyu pyu all day?

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Theodore: You mean, you don't stay with us at school?

Toby: No, no, no, no, no, I've done my time. Thank you very much.

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Theodore: We're the chipmunks!

Dr. Rubin: Yes, that would explain the fur and the bushy tails. Follow me, gentlemen.

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Theodore: Simon, does this make my butt look smaller?

Simon: Theodore, your butt looks fine. Those guys are just jerks.

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Alvin: Dave, just think how much you'd miss us if there were six of us.

Dave: Alvin, what did you say?

Alvin: Well, the chipettes needed a place to crash, right? So I said that you said they could stay with us as long as they needed to.

Dave: Alvin...

Alvin: Okay!

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Dave: Well, I guess since you answered the phone you haven't burned down the house yet.

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Dave: Alvin, you need to share the spotlight. It's not all about you.

Alvin: Sorry, Dave. I can't hear you over the thousands of fans screaming my name.

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Dave: [yelling over the phone] Alvin!

Alvin: Yep, nobody does that better than him.

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Dr. Rubin: [about her chipmunk tattoo] It was my birthday and I was like "oh the chipmunks!" So, what do you say? will you represent our school?

Alvin: Honestly, suspension still sounds pretty good to me.

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Dave: [to Simon] I'm counting on you.

Alvin: Dave, wait a minute! Why is he in charge?

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Toby: You guys should ask someone who isn't me.

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Theodore: [screaming] Eagle! Eagle!

Ryan: Get him!

Theodore: [screaming] Bully! Bully!

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Alvin: [as Robert DeNiro] You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? I'm the only one here, so you must be talking to me.

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Simon: Au contraire, mon frere. I'm just going to elegantly show you how its done.

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Alvin: [entering classroom for the first time] Ah, I love the smell of zitcream in the morning!

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Alvin: [as Hannibal Lecter] I'm going crack you like an acorn and eat you for dinner with some fava beans and a nice chianti!

Footballer: Did he say something about my father?

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Ryan: Somebody's going to have to knock those guys down to size.

Xander: That should be pretty easy. I mean, they're only eight inches tall.

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Alvin: Oh, I didn't realize I pocket-dialed 1-800-LOWLIFE.

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Alvin: [fighting over a blanket with Simon] You might as well be rooting out truffles in the French countryside because you are in fact hogging!

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Alvin: I'm not going anywhere without Da-...

[singing]

Alvin: ... -aydream believer and a homecoming queen.

Doctor: I hope for your sake he stays asleep for the entire flight.

Simon: Maybe we should give him another shot just to be sure.

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Alvin: There's something wrong with the clock! It won't shut up! I can't sleep!

[screams]

Toby: That's the point. It's an alarm clock. It helps you wake up early in the morning.

Alvin: Why would anyone want to wake up early?

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Ian: I had fifteen cars. That's like five more cars than anybody really needs.

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Becca: You are Theo-dorable!

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Alvin: Hello, Humane Society? Yes, I need help! A man is after us! He wants to take us to a terrible place... school!

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Alvin: Do you know what Dave would say if he were here right now?

SimonTheodore: [screaming] Alvin!

Alvin: Not bad, but I think it needs to come more from the belly.

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Toby: [singing] Ever since I met you, I wanted to be your guy...

Toby: But as you probably noticed, I'm pathologically shy,

Toby: And standing on this stage right now I think I'd rather die,

Toby: So I'm just going to start by saying "... hi..."

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[last lines]

Alvin: Oh boy! I suddenly got really, really tired.

Alvin: [laughs]

Alvin: Good night, Dave!

Dave: Alvin!

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