WWE SmackDown vs. RAW 2009 (2008 Video Game)
Triple H: There is one measuring stick in this business - me, Triple H. I've had more gold around my waist than almost anyone on the planet. I've led two of the most famous factions in history. I've been down the Road to WrestleMania countless times, but this time you've got control. It's time to play the game!
C.M. Punk: I don't drink and I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. My addiction is wrestling. With no toxins and no distractions, I've been able to make an impact with World Wrestling Entertainment. But I still want to go farther. I have a feeling it won't be an easy path. I welcome the bumps on my Road to WrestleMania.
Michael Cole: The Undertaker has never been defeated at WrestleMania. A pile of broken bones and shattered dreams lay in his wake. But on this Road to WrestleMania, who will be the one to...
The Undertaker: Rest in peace!
John Cena: These are not just catchy slogans. I never give up and I never surrender. Hustle. Loyalty. Respect. There's always going to be someone bigger, or faster, or meaner. But I make sure there's no one more determined than I am. There are times when I'm down, but I'm never out. I'm John Cena, and this is my Road to WrestleMania.
Chris Jericho: I am here to entertain the people, to save them from their boredom, their agony. The adulation of the millions of Jericholics is all the thanks I need. Well, maybe a championship reign or two thrown in for good measure, huh? And what better time to shoot for that than on the Road to WrestleMania.
Batista: WWE can be a pretty harsh landscape when you go it alone and a few bombs always help to level the terrain.
Rey Mysterio: But if you want to reach the real heights, you may need some help along the way.
Batista: Or maybe not.
Triple H: The best is back! D-Generation X!
Shawn Michaels: We're the best? Better than the Four Horsemen?
Triple H: Better.
Shawn Michaels: Better than the Nation of Domination?
Triple H: Believe it, brother!
Shawn Michaels: How about Extreme Expose?
Triple H: You got me there. Kelly Kelly is a better dancer than you are, Shawn.
Maria: I'm here with The Game, Triple H. Triple H, you have an important match tonight against Edge and Mr. Kennedy. Do you feel confident?
Triple H: Maria, do you know who I am?
Maria: [joyfully] You're Triple H!
Triple H: Do you know what I do?
Maria: Um... you wrestle?
[Triple H shakes his head and takes the microphone off Maria]
William Regal: Now, Umaga, I know you will be competing against John Cena at the Royal Rumble, so perhaps you'll want to soften him up tonight. Meanwhile, I can handle that toe-rag, Jeff Hardy.
Umaga: Goroga isa!
William Regal: I'm going to assume that was a yes?
[Regal taps Umaga's shoulder, forcing Umaga to roar]
William Regal: Bloody hell! It's like teaming with a rabid wildebeast!