It's Complicated (2009)
Jane: AW! It's official! We are having an affair!
Jake: Why do you need to label everything?
Jane: Because! THAT'S WHAT THIS IS!
Harley: Are you smoking WEED in the guest bathroom?
Jake: Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone?
Harley: Oh no. Of course not. Just add it to the list.
Jake: Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?
Jane: Don't you ever eat at your house?
Jake: Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.
Jake: I don't regret giving it another shot.
Jane: It probably would of worked, if you hadn't been married.
Jake: I wouldn't of considered it, if I wasn't!
Jane: I don't regret it either.
Adam: Here comes your ex-husband. Uh-oh, not the best time to be feeling groovy!
Jake: I'm sorry.
Jane: How far back does that 'sorry' go?
Jake: How far back do you need it to go?
Jane: Wa-ay back.
Jane: I was going to call you last night, and then you wouldn't of taken the call. It would have of gone on for months and!
Adam: I would have taken the call!
Jake: And what's with the "big guy"? Is it because I'm fat?
Jake: And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I was into it!