Despite Neil believing the karma not right after Will inadvertently hits a disabled woman in the head with a Frisbee, Will, Simon, Jay and Neil go ahead with their plan of skipping school for the day. Plan is too strong a word as they have no idea what they will do beyond not going to school and drinking beer. Will and Simon - more so the latter - take charge of dodging parents and providing an alibi to the school, while an incognito Will takes charge of buying the alcohol. As the guys sit around drinking and deciding what to do with the day, talk centers particularly on the questionable sexual orientation of Neil's father, and based on Simon's belief that he truly is in love with Carli, what he should do to advance the relationship regardless of the fact that Carli already has a boyfriend. Carli's reaction to an act of bravado makes Simon believe she may have similar feelings for him. But a babysitting "date" that Simon has with Carli to look after her four year old brother, Chris - ... Written by
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Please don't have a wank over my mum.
I can't promise that, I'm afraid.
Written by Alex Turner
and Johanna Bennett
Performed by Arctic Monkeys See more