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Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (TV Mini-Series 2008) Poster

(2008 TV Mini-Series)

Quotes

Dr. Horrible: Oh goodness, look at my wrist, I have to go.

Dr. Horrible: Wow, sarcasm, that's original!

Captain Hammer: The hammer is my penis.

Penny: You're not really interested in the homeless, are you?

Dr. Horrible: No, I am, but... it's a symptom. You're treating a symptom while the disease rages on, consumes the human race. The fish rots from the head, so they say. So I'm thinking, why not cut off the head?

Penny: [pause] Of the human race?

Dr. Horrible: It's not a... perfect metaphor.

Dr. Horrible: What a crazy random happenstance!

Captain Hammer: [singing] But "Home is where the heart is," so your real home's in your chest!

Captain Hammer: [reading from a set of cue cards] I hate the homeless...

[next cue card]

Captain Hammer: ... ness problem that plagues our city.

Moist: I'm Moist. At my most badass, I make people want to take a shower.

Captain Hammer: It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.

Dr. Horrible: [after describing about the freeze ray failure] Captain Hammer threw a car at my head.

Dr. Horrible: I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka!

Captain Hammer: [singing] So I thank my girlfriend Penny. Yea, we totally had sex. She showed me there's so many different muscles I can flex. There's the deltoids of compassion, there's the abs of being kind. It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds!

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