Ben Lepley: Ben

Quotes 

• Aaron , Ben : [singing]  Walking and hiking and fishing and fighting to keep our survival without nature's reprisal over 80 whole mi-eles and woah... no human's ever done that before.

• Ben : Well, we need matches.

  Aaron : And rations.

  Ben : And bedrolls for sleeping. But no tents. It wouldn't be true to the... natural nature of this event.

  Aaron : And if - God forbid - we need to stay in an inn one night, we should only be able to use gold to barter for a room.

  Ben : Like in the old days when people used to walk journeys like this.

  Aaron : I'll get some of my fillings melted - and it needs to be called an inn! No hotel or motel bullshit.

• Derek : This is our neighborhood, roughnecks!

  Ben : Oh my God! Where did Mrs. Prowant drop us off?

  Aaron : We were so busy talking I didn't even realize. We're in Little Third World.

• Aaron : We could hunt. Jerky. Or *bring* jerky if the hunting was bad.

  Ben : Are we bringing guns?

  Derek : Of course! What if that dingothroat Vinny Totuga comes creepin' around?

  Ben : We're going to be in the wilderness. Not a city.

  Aaron : Why are we bringing him again?

• Aaron : We leave first thing in the morning.

  Ben : Hey, where's Derek?

  Aaron : Oh he's over there. He got all tuckered out after he killed your dog.

  Ben : Shouldn't ah-named him bear.

• Aaron : Didn't you bring any maps of the uncharted - oh, wait.

  Ben : Right.

• Ben : Holy shit! Is that Vinny Totuga?

• Ben : I can't go on. I'm weak from hunger...

  Aaron : Oh, but Ben! There's jerky rations abound in that city!

  Ben : I'm weak from hunger... to death.

• Aaron : [singing]  What about home? And what about your future?

  Ben : [singing]  What about... woaah-ah-ooaah -

  Aaron : [singing]  Why are we here?

  Aaron , Ben : [singing]  This has brought us together. Think of all we've had to weather - In the wilderness! Walking and hiking and fishing and fighting to keep our survival without nature's reprisal -

  Aaron : No! You, you,

  [singing] 

  Aaron : you just graduated -

  Ben : [singing]  We don't go to the same college -

  Aaron : I'll transfer!

  [singing] 

  Aaron : I'm comfortable calling you... friend.