Derek Bergeson: Derek

Quotes 

• Derek : This is our neighborhood, roughnecks!

  Ben : Oh my God! Where did Mrs. Prowant drop us off?

  Aaron : We were so busy talking I didn't even realize. We're in Little Third World.

• Derek : Now you aint talkin' nonsense! And we own this street, Kangarooneck! You wanna shift this Butteye's pockets, you betta be with my gang or pushin up daisies! Bada-bip, badda-beep!

• Derek : [singing]  I was born into this country wrongways. Daddy took a boat from the immigrant shores! He had this knife and a knocked-up wife - Without enough change to abort! I grew up subleasing from a rat In a cardboard mailing tube. To make ends meat, I had to beat College boys just like you!

• Aaron : We could hunt. Jerky. Or *bring* jerky if the hunting was bad.

  Ben : Are we bringing guns?

  Derek : Of course! What if that dingothroat Vinny Totuga comes creepin' around?

  Ben : We're going to be in the wilderness. Not a city.

  Aaron : Why are we bringing him again?