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Never Mind the Quality: Feel the Width (1973)

The trials and tribulations of a Tailor shop partnership owned by a Jewish man and an Irish catholic.



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Sitcom about two tailors, one Catholic and the other Jewish.

Stars: John Bluthal, Joe Lynch, Bernard Spear


Cast overview, first billed only:
Joe Lynch ...
Mrs. Finch
Wendy King ...
Ann Beach ...
Bernard Stone ...
David Nettheim ...
Bishop Rourke
Bill Maynard ...
Jerold Wells ...
Paddy Joyce ...
Vicki Woolf ...
Gina (as Hilary Labow)


The trials and tribulations of a Tailor shop partnership owned by a Jewish man and an Irish catholic.

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3 January 1973 (UK)  »

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"Ukelele Girl", an album by ukulele-playing co-star Wendy King, can be spotted in Mrs Finch's shop window. See more »

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27 March 2017 | by (london) – See all my reviews

This film had whiskers on even when produced in 1974.There was a Cohen and Kelly filmed in 1926,and the big Broadway hit Abies Irish Rose.The film is a spin off of the hit TV series which ran for 41 episodes.In those days people were prepared to laugh at racial and ethnic stereotypes.So we have the Roman Catholic Kelly in business as bespoke tailors with Jewish Cohen.So Kelly is always looking for a drink and Cohen always looking for ways to make money.I think that you could say that it is mildly offensive and never likely to get a repeat view in on TV.It shows how low EMI had sunk that they decided to produce this film themselves.If it is at all watchable it is because of the fine performance from that fine comedy actor John Bluthal.

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