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He's the most ancient and powerful opponent they've ever faced, a hairy, bloated, pagan God - Santa Claus! With Christmas presents on the attack and carols of gunshots drowning out the bells, Sam & Max must storm the North Pole to bring down a less-than-jolly foe. Can the Freelance Police make sense of this Christmas conundrum in time to save the world's children from a holiday tainted by tears, turmoil, and Torture-Me-Elmer? Written by
Emily Morganti
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Sam:
Do you have any... bulletproof edible underwear?
Bosco:
I don't have anything! This ain't a store!
Sam:
Do you have any... lords a leaping and/or maids a milking?
Bosco:
I told you, this AIN'T a store!
Max:
Do you have any... inflatable arms capable of replacing your real arms?
Bosco:
Didn't I just tell you this ain't a store no more?
Sam:
Do you have any... passive-aggressive payback disguised as innocuous customer inquiry?
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Bosco blinks in confusion]
Sam:
Do you have any...
Bosco:
NO! This ain't a store!
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