- Claude 'Torch' Weaver: Shucks, I sure do get a kick out of playing chase with a young lady like yourself, but these old legs can't keep this up much longer. Why don't you give up? I promise I'll just toast you lightly. I'll make it quick. My wife didn't even take five minutes to cook. I'll be happy as I can be once I get a wiff of your skin starting to char. And would you just look at this weather we've been getting. It's the perfect day for a barbecue.