- Sam: Do you have any... completed Artificial Personality Disorder symptoms forms?
- Bosco: [dressed in drag, fake woman's voice] Mm-hmm.
- Max: You do?
- Bosco: Mm-hmm.
- Sam: Wow. That would've come in handy earlier. Do you have any... video of a chicken eatin' cow manure for laughs?
- Bosco: Mm-hmm.
- Max: What? No way!
- Sam: Do you have any... global meatball sandwich positioning systems?
- Bosco: Mm-hmm.
- Max: Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
- Sam: Do you have any... three foot by two foot cue cards that say "Don't vote for me?"
- Bosco: Mm-hmm.
- Max: Whaaaaat? I can't believe this!
- Sam: Do you have any... instant win cheat codes for Reality 2.0?
- Bosco: Mm-hmm.
- Max: Oh, why didn't we ask before?
- Sam: Do you have... Hugh Bliss tied up back there?
- Bosco: Nn-nh.
- Max: Aaaaahh...
- Sam: Hey, I was on a roll.
- Sam: You know Bosco, we've collected some pretty valuable merchandise on our travels...
- Max: ...and we have the sneaking suspicion you've got a little extra spending money...
- Sam: ...so how'd you like to buy something from us for a change?
- Bosco: Okay! Do you have any... copies of the uncensored 1982 Armani Assanti look-a-like contest on Betamax?
- Sam: Nope.
- Bosco: Oh well. That's the only thing I really need.
- Sam: [into phone] I saw what you did. Keep the payments coming and nobody has to find out. Yeah, okay. Love you too, Mom.
- Harry Moleman: [Sam and Max are caught trying to steal from the gift shop] Don't try that again, or I'll have to get ugly.
- Max: I guess a lot of people have done it already.
- Harry Moleman: Yes, but I always... hey!
- Sam: Knowing you, Bosco, I'm sure it's quite reasonable, but how much for this "earthquake maker"?
- Bosco: A hundred trillion dollars.
- Max: A hundred trillion! You're crazy, foo'!
- Bosco: Look, man, all I know is, I keep making up the most ridiculous price I can think of, and you keep paying it! So I ask you: who's the foo'?
- Sam: Well, with a sales pitch like that, how can we not buy it?