Sam and Max: Bright Side of the Moon (2007 Video Game)

Joey Camen: Jimmy Two Teeth

Quotes 

• Sam : Do you have any... completed Artificial Personality Disorder symptoms forms?

  Bosco : [dressed in drag, fake woman's voice]  Mm-hmm.

  Max : You do?

  Bosco : Mm-hmm.

  Sam : Wow. That would've come in handy earlier. Do you have any... video of a chicken eatin' cow manure for laughs?

  Bosco : Mm-hmm.

  Max : What? No way!

  Sam : Do you have any... global meatball sandwich positioning systems?

  Bosco : Mm-hmm.

  Max : Oh, you gotta be kidding me!

  Sam : Do you have any... three foot by two foot cue cards that say "Don't vote for me?"

  Bosco : Mm-hmm.

  Max : Whaaaaat? I can't believe this!

  Sam : Do you have any... instant win cheat codes for Reality 2.0?

  Bosco : Mm-hmm.

  Max : Oh, why didn't we ask before?

  Sam : Do you have... Hugh Bliss tied up back there?

  Bosco : Nn-nh.

  Max : Aaaaahh...

  Sam : Hey, I was on a roll.

• Sam : You know Bosco, we've collected some pretty valuable merchandise on our travels...

  Max : ...and we have the sneaking suspicion you've got a little extra spending money...

  Sam : ...so how'd you like to buy something from us for a change?

  Bosco : Okay! Do you have any... copies of the uncensored 1982 Armani Assanti look-a-like contest on Betamax?

  Sam : Nope.

  Bosco : Oh well. That's the only thing I really need.

• Sam : Knowing you, Bosco, I'm sure it's quite reasonable, but how much for this "earthquake maker"?

  Bosco : A hundred trillion dollars.

  Max : A hundred trillion! You're crazy, foo'!

  Bosco : Look, man, all I know is, I keep making up the most ridiculous price I can think of, and you keep paying it! So I ask you: who's the foo'?

  Sam : Well, with a sales pitch like that, how can we not buy it?