If you've missed the train, if you've missed the last train and you're sat in the station, if you've got Jane Austen in your bag, that's alright. If Barnsley have lost 3-0 when they should have won 4-3, it's alright - you can turn to Jane Austen.
Mr. Beveridge's Maggot
From John Playford's 'The English Dancing Master' Vol. 3 (1728) See more