Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)
Ed in a Half Shell/Mirror, Mirror, on the Ed (2000)
Tony Sampson: Eddy
Quotes
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Ed : Eddy, truth or dare?
Eddy : Okay, dare, Ed.
Ed : Okay, I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and stalk like a zombie while whistling "Row Row Row Your Boat" through a car wash!
[Edd and Eddy stare at Ed, flummoxed]
Edd : Ed, try a more reasonable dare.
Ed : Okay, I dare you to be Double D!
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Eddy : [pretending to be Edd] Rolf said thank you! Isn't it refurbishing to hear politeness?
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Ed : Okay, I dare Eddy to be Double D.
Edd : Eddy act like me? Why, that's...
Eddy : Stupid, Ed! You blew your chance to...
Edd : Y'know, Eddy. It could be quite intriguing. Why, I'd be flattered if you were to mimic me.
Eddy : Let's see, where do I start?
[He mimics Edd]
Eddy : "The wind conditions are absurd. The lean is too steep for the fat."
Ed : Good Double D, Eddy.
[Edd chuckles]
Eddy : [pretending to strain to move the bottle] Oh, dear. The unsanitary. My skinny arms cannot bear the weight. Oh, oh, I know. I'll move it with my brain.
[He pretends to concentrate. Edd is unamused]
Edd : [sarcastically] Ha, ha, ha. Very good, Eddy.
[spins the bottle]
Edd : Can we resume playing?
[the bottle settles on him]
Edd : Oh, dear.
Eddy : Ha! I dare ya to be Ed! Go on, flatter him.
Edd : Well, I suppose I could, but only if Ed will be Eddy.
Ed : I can do Eddy, I practiced.
[He pushes his eyes together and starts speaking in a loud, raspy voice]
Ed : 'Can it, Double Dweeb!'
Eddy : [out of character] Whaddya mean, you practiced?
Ed : 'Shut up, Sockhead!'
Eddy : Please, 'Eddy'. You're invading my personal space!
[He pushes Ed away. The Eds laugh hysterically]
Eddy : Well...?
Ed : Do me, Double D!
Eddy : We're waiting.
Edd : Very well. Uh, let's see now.
[turns around and manipulates his face. When he faces his friends again, his eyes are spread out across his face]
Edd : 'Buttered toast.'
[the Eds laugh again]
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Edd : [over recording] You have invaded my personal space. Do not touch anything and leave via the designated exit.
[as the recording of Edd's voice is saying this, Eddy silently mimes "blah, blah, blah" and opens and closes his fingers to imitate Edd's yapping. An Exit sign over the door is flashing. The lock on the door unlocks itself, and the door swings open to reveal Kevin]
Edd : [over recording] Watch your step on the way out and have a nice day!
Kevin : Oh, you can count on it.
Eddy : [mimicking Edd one last time] Oh, dear. Pain.
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Eddy : Okay, maybe I was a little tough. But that's how my brother taught me!