Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)
Ed in a Half Shell/Mirror, Mirror, on the Ed (2000)
Matt Hill: Ed
Quotes
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Ed : Eddy, truth or dare?
Eddy : Okay, dare, Ed.
Ed : Okay, I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and stalk like a zombie while whistling "Row Row Row Your Boat" through a car wash!
[Edd and Eddy stare at Ed, flummoxed]
Edd : Ed, try a more reasonable dare.
Ed : Okay, I dare you to be Double D!
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Ed : [imitating Eddy] I have caused discomfort, 'cause I'm Eddy HA HA HA!
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Ed : Okay, I dare Eddy to be Double D.
Edd : Eddy act like me? Why, that's...
Eddy : Stupid, Ed! You blew your chance to...
Edd : Y'know, Eddy. It could be quite intriguing. Why, I'd be flattered if you were to mimic me.
Eddy : Let's see, where do I start?
[He mimics Edd]
Eddy : "The wind conditions are absurd. The lean is too steep for the fat."
Ed : Good Double D, Eddy.
[Edd chuckles]
Eddy : [pretending to strain to move the bottle] Oh, dear. The unsanitary. My skinny arms cannot bear the weight. Oh, oh, I know. I'll move it with my brain.
[He pretends to concentrate. Edd is unamused]
Edd : [sarcastically] Ha, ha, ha. Very good, Eddy.
[spins the bottle]
Edd : Can we resume playing?
[the bottle settles on him]
Edd : Oh, dear.
Eddy : Ha! I dare ya to be Ed! Go on, flatter him.
Edd : Well, I suppose I could, but only if Ed will be Eddy.
Ed : I can do Eddy, I practiced.
[He pushes his eyes together and starts speaking in a loud, raspy voice]
Ed : 'Can it, Double Dweeb!'
Eddy : [out of character] Whaddya mean, you practiced?
Ed : 'Shut up, Sockhead!'
Eddy : Please, 'Eddy'. You're invading my personal space!
[He pushes Ed away. The Eds laugh hysterically]
Eddy : Well...?
Ed : Do me, Double D!
Eddy : We're waiting.
Edd : Very well. Uh, let's see now.
[turns around and manipulates his face. When he faces his friends again, his eyes are spread out across his face]
Edd : 'Buttered toast.'
[the Eds laugh again]