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"House M.D." House's Head (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Dr. Gregory House: [to Thirteen, after forgetting Taub's name] Lesbian. Find out if anybody on that bus was taken to other hospitals.

Thirteen: He just forgot mine.

Dr. Gregory House: No... Thirteen, I just wanted to call you a lesbian.

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Dr. Gregory House: Your biggest problem is, I don't know what your biggest problem is.

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Dr. Gregory House: You gonna trust me? I lie about everything.

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Woman in Black: What's my necklace made of?

Dr. Gregory House: [exhales] Resin.

Woman in Black: Who am I?

Dr. Gregory House: I don't know. Why the guessing game?

Woman in Black: Because you don't know the answer.

Dr. Gregory House: And if I don't know, you don't... You know the clues.

Woman in Black: I know what's bugging your subconscious. What's my necklace made of?

Dr. Gregory House: [realizes who she is] No.

Woman in Black: Who am I?

Dr. Gregory House: Doesn't make sense.

Woman in Black: What's my necklace made of?

Dr. Gregory House: Amber.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [trying to get Thirteen to open the door] Dr. Hadley!

Dr. Gregory House: See? She doesn't even know your name.

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Dr. Allison Cameron: Your staying the night. We'll monitor your brain for swelling.

Dr. Gregory House: How much bigger could it get?

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Goth Kid: You're kidding, right?

Dr. Gregory House: If I was kidding, I'd be dressed like you.

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Dr. Gregory House: [after Cuddy stops stripping in his dream] Dance woman!

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You'd rather be diagnosing.

Dr. Gregory House: I screamed "*no*!"

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: And your own subconscious ignored you. Because you'd rather fantasize about symptoms. How screwed up is that?

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Dr. Gregory House: Hey!

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [groggily] Go away!

Dr. Gregory House: It's not over. I saved the *wrong* person!

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Dr. James Wilson: [after reviving House] You almost kill yourself and all we're getting is drug induced fantasies!

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[last lines]

Thirteen: [reading a chart to Wilson] Female late 20's. Kidney damage. Does Amber have a birthmark on her right shoulder blade?

[Wilson exhales looks at House]

Dr. Gregory House: She was on the bus with me.

[rapidly breathing]

Dr. Gregory House: She's the one who's dying!

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Dr. Gregory House: [after forgetting Taub's name] Lesbian. Find out if anybody on that bus was taken to other hospitals.

Thirteen: He just forgot mine.

Dr. Gregory House: No, Thirteen, I just wanted to call you a lesbian.

Thirteen: I'm not a lesbian.

Dr. Gregory House: I was rounding up, from 50%.

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Thirteen: I don't think I was even born when that movie came out.

Dr. Gregory House: Well you're too young to be a doctor. That movie was released in 1980.

Thirteen: That was 28 years ago.

Dr. Gregory House: No it wasn't! Shut up!

Thirteen: Did you just forget what year it is?

Dr. Gregory House: No. I just remembered how old I am.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [after House locks most ot the team out of a room] I didn't bring you back so you stage a coup!

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Are you *crazy*? Alzheimer drugs will make your brain go into overdrive!

Dr. Gregory House: That's the point. It'll speed up my neuronal firing, turn up the voltage on my memory.

Dr. James Wilson: And blow out your heart. How many did you take?

Dr. Gregory House: Just now or including the ones I took on the ride over?

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