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"House M.D." No More Mr. Nice Guy (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Dr. Gregory House: If you want people to drive safer, take out the airbags and attach a machete pointing at their neck. No one will drive over three miles per hour.

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Dr. Gregory House: [to Kutner] Get that idiotic smile off your face. I have to go on a killing spree!

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Dr. Gregory House: Cameron only has one insufferable friend?

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Dr. Gregory House: I like Cuddy. Or parts of her.

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Dr. Gregory House: Oh, you're selling religion! I'm sorry, but I bought some Islam yesterday.

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Dr. Gregory House: Taub and Thirtyone...

Thirteen: What?

Dr. Gregory House: Thought you went both ways.

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Dr. Gregory House: Three cavemen see a stranger running towards them with a spear. One fights, one flees, one smiles and invites him over for fondue. That last guy didn't last long enough to procreate.

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Dr. Gregory House: You're either perfect or sick.

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Dr. Gregory House: Thank you for saving me from being righteoused to death.

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Dr. Gregory House: Run him for everything you can think of: lepto, schisto, hemo, and the fourth Marx Brother nobody ever heard of.

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Dr. Gregory House: So syphilis prevents domestic violence? I'm gonna be even more attractive to the ladies.

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Dr. Amber Volakis: Take my deal, or get out of my apartment.

Dr. Gregory House: Take *my* deal, or I move in.

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Dr. James Wilson: [to Cuddy about Amber and House] I'm going to piss off one of them, and they *both* scare me!

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[House asked Chase to go bowling with him]

Dr. Robert Chase: I assume Wilson was busy?

Dr. Gregory House: Again.

Dr. Robert Chase: With Amber?

Dr. Gregory House: Again.

Dr. Robert Chase: Still it was nice of you to invite me, this is fun.

Dr. Gregory House: No it wasn't, no it isn't. I didn't invite you to be nice. I invited you because bowling isn't one of the two things guys do by themselves.

Dr. Robert Chase: What's the second thing?

Dr. Gregory House: Other hand.

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Dr. Gregory House: [refering to Jeff] Is he Canadian?

Dr. Allison Cameron: He's a low priority.

Dr. Gregory House: Is that a yes?

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Young Man: Have you heard the good news?

Dr. Gregory House: Miley Cyrus is playing a third night at the Spectrum?

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Dr. Gregory House: [Both are on dirty-linen duty for breaking the "custody" rules over Wilson] Where are you going Friday night?

Dr. Amber Volakis: L'AUBERGE.

Dr. Gregory House: You're lying.

Dr. Amber Volakis: Of course I am.

[Wilson is out of hearing-range around the corner giggling to himself]

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