Cartman is commended for his excellent substitute teaching, so he his brought to the inner city to help the high schoolers. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison wants to be Mr. Garrison again.



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Mona Marshall ...
Mrs. Miller / Linda Stotch / Woman in Fitness Room / Monita / Woman in Restaurant #1 (voice)
Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Mrs. Garrison / Mr. Mackey / News Reader / Denver School Board Member #2 / Students / Pecano / Stephen Stotch / Sgt. Yates / Policeman / Italian Chef / Mouse / Penis / Thompson (voice)
Principal Victoria / Student / Carol / Woman in Restaurant #2 / Woman in Restaurant #3 (voice)
Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / Butters / Scientist / Denver School Board Member #1 / Scientist #2 / Students / Carol's Husband / Officer Mitch Harris / Man in Restaurant (voice)


Having just taught his schoolmates to high test scores (through cheating), Eric Cartman, or Mr.Cartmanis, is brought to Jim Davis High to help them get to college (by cheating). Meanwhile having just seen the pregnant man on Oprah, Ms. Garrison pays a DNA experimenting lab her/his savings to grow a penis for him, but he'll have to catch it first! Written by dylan

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A parody of "Stand and Deliver", wherein Edward James Olmos' character of Jaime Escalante is portrayed by Cartman, except the kids being taught how to cheat rather than learning calculus. See more »


Butters: That might be the teacher's penis.
Mr. Stotch: How do you know what your teacher's penis looks like?
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Spoofs An American Tail (1986) See more »

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How can I reach these kids?!
9 December 2008 | by (Canada(Montreal,Quebec)) – See all my reviews

Eek a Penis is a good South Park episode.Throughout the series, Garrison has changed a lot.He started out as a straight male, then in season 4 he became an openly gay male, in season 8 he got a sex change and became a woman, in season 11 he became a lesbian woman and finally he becomes a straight man again in this episode.Garrison realises he is not really a woman nor was he ever, so he decides he wants to be a man again.The doctors say Garrison cannot get another sex change operation.However Garrison reads of a news report of scientists who genetically engineer body parts on animals(too bad Dr.Memphesto didn't re-appear in this one).So for Garrison, they try it with a penis, however the mouse escapes and Garrison spends the episode trying to chase it down.Meanwhile, while Garrison is gone, Cartman becomes teacher.Afterwords, finding that the class did better with Cartman, they make him teach an inner city latino school.The only reason the class did better is because they all cheated.So in a spoof of the movie "Stand and Deliver"(a movie which I saw a while back, pretty good movie) he makes himself look like an adult latino and teachers the latino kids how to cheat.Eek a penis is a great south park episode with a funny spoof of "Stand and Deliver".

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