Having just taught his schoolmates to high test scores (through cheating), Eric Cartman, or Mr.Cartmanis, is brought to Jim Davis High to help them get to college (by cheating). Meanwhile having just seen the pregnant man on Oprah, Ms. Garrison pays a DNA experimenting lab her/his savings to grow a penis for him, but he'll have to catch it first! Written by
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A parody of "Stand and Deliver", wherein Edward James Olmos' character of Jaime Escalante is portrayed by Cartman, except the kids being taught how to cheat rather than learning calculus. See more
That might be the teacher's penis.
How do you know what your teacher's penis looks like?