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A gun-for-hire known only as Agent 47 hired by a group known only as 'The Organization' is ensnared in a political conspiracy, which finds him pursued by both Interpol and the Russian military as he treks across Russia and Eastern Europe.
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In the prison scene Camero is doing pull-ups but none of her muscles are flexing. She doesn't even try to make it seem realistic, making it obvious someone or something is just hoisting her up and down. See more »
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Silly and fun direct-to-video junk featuring some hot babes
Direct-to-video crap that is surprisingly fun and entertaining. It's heavily influenced by the Grindhouse movies (which, like them or not, have begun to influence a new generation of B movies). Not nearly as good as those, but good. Julia Voth, Erin Cummings and America Olivo star as three big-tittied babes who show up outside a deserted trailer in the middle of the desert with a sleazy Russian gangster in their trunk who has apparently buried two hundred million dollars worth of diamonds (amongst other treasures) there. The three chicks dig for the treasure and begin to distrust each other. Frequent flashbacks fill us in on who these women are and how they met and joined up. It's all very silly and deliberately campy, but not in an annoying way. The women are extremely hot and are pretty much constantly either making out, having water fights or beating the snot out of each other. It also has a delightfully inventive profanity ("Ram this in your clam bake, bitch cake!"). Major bonus points for featuring cameos from Kevin Sorbo, Lucy Lawless and Renee O'Connor (who played Gabriel on Xena: Warrior Princess). Zoe Bell, who starred in Tarantino's Death Proof but began her career as Lawless' stuntwoman, did the stunts here. A lot of IMDb users seem to think it's trying to hard, but I thought it hit the notes it wanted to hit.
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