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Bitch Slap (2009)

Three bad girls travel to a remote desert hideaway to steal $200 million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin.

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When three curvaceous babes, stripper Trixe, business executive Hel, and the feisty ex-con Camero, arrive at a desert hideaway to steal a stash of diamonds from an underworld kingpin, things quickly spiral out of control. Allegiances are switched, truths are revealed, criminals are unmasked and nothing is quite what it seems as the fate of the world is precariously balanced among this trio of sexy femmes fatales. Written by Anonymous

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Prepare to get slapped ... See more »


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Rated R for brutal violence, strong sexual content and language throughout, and brief drug use | See all certifications »

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6 November 2009 (Finland)  »

Also Known As:

Bitch Slap - Le superdotate  »

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Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$12,254 (USA) (8 January 2010)

Gross:

$17,365 (USA) (22 January 2010)
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2.35 : 1
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Trivia

Zoë Bell has done stunts for Lucy Lawless in Xena: Warrior Princess. See more »

Goofs

At the end of the movie Trixie is holding a samurai sword and she calls it 'naginata'. Naginata is actually something more like a spear, while samurai sword is called Katana. See more »

Quotes

Camero: The bitch is back, baby!
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Crazy Credits

"The characters displayed in this photoplay are fictitious. No really... It's all just make believe! Any similarity between our story and the classic and timeless works of William Shakespeare is purely coincidental." See more »

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References My Dinner with Andre (1981) See more »

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Scrape
Written by Bret Autrey
Performed by Bret Autrey (as Blue Stahli)
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Possibly the best B-movie ever!!
3 March 2012 | by (Netherlands) – See all my reviews

Bitchslap is a preposterously over-the-top homage to decades old B-movie exploitation, a man's dream-world chock full of slender, tanned women with double-D's. Naturally, when a group of these voluptuous women get together their actions eventually fall back into lesbian sex scenes, homoerotic groping, playful wrestling, and nonstop pillow fights. Or, in this case, a desert scene in which three hot, sweaty women douse each other with buckets of cold water. Extra cold water.

Somewhere in there is a plot involving millions in diamonds hidden like pirate booty, a shady gangster in a banana-hammock, a sexy female spy from the James Bond mold, and...it doesn't really matter does it? This movie doesn't take itself too seriously or deviate from what it actually is. When each woman initially appears on film, it's all long legs, flowing wind-blown hair, and slow-mo cleavage shots. There were times when the ratio of jiggling flesh to shredded fabric was mind-boggling. In addition, the amount of foul language, guns, explosions, and fighting is nearly a parody of a male fantasy. Nearly. The pinnacle is perhaps the most epic of all cat-fights, a seemingly endless battle to the death between two supermodels in skimpy clothing, a war that makes the classic backstreet brawl in They Live look like patty-cakes.


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