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Three bad girls travel to a remote desert hideaway to steal $200 million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin.

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Storyline

When three curvaceous babes, stripper Trixe, business executive Hel, and the feisty ex-con Camero, arrive at a desert hideaway to steal a stash of diamonds from an underworld kingpin, things quickly spiral out of control. Allegiances are switched, truths are revealed, criminals are unmasked and nothing is quite what it seems as the fate of the world is precariously balanced among this trio of sexy femmes fatales. Written by Anonymous

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Rated R for brutal violence, strong sexual content and language throughout, and brief drug use | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

6 November 2009 (Finland)  »

Also Known As:

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Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$12,254 (USA) (8 January 2010)

Gross:

$17,365 (USA) (22 January 2010)
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Trivia

This film stars, amongst others, Lucy Lawless, Renée O'Connor, Kevin Sorbo and Michael Hurst - the principal actors starring in Xena: Warrior Princess (1995) and Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (1995). See more »

Goofs

Camero has dark blond hair throughout the film except for one brief shot when her hair is dark black when she is about to drop a cigarette lighter to set Trixie on fire. It was an insert shot filmed months after production ended when America Olivio dyed her hair for a different film role that she took immediately after filming on this picture ended. See more »

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Narrator: [voice-over] All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack we must seem unable. When using our forces, we must seem inactive. When we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away. When far away, we must make him believe we are near. Hold out baits to entice the enemy; feign disorder and crush him. Sun Tzu. The Art of War. 380 BC.
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Crazy Credits

"The characters displayed in this photoplay are fictitious. No really... It's all just make believe! Any similarity between our story and the classic and timeless works of William Shakespeare is purely coincidental." See more »

Connections

References THX 1138 (1971) See more »

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Written by George Jason Jones, Brian Scott Ginsberg, A. Dean Andrews, Clint Frederick Campbell,
and Kenny Buford Harrelson
Performed by AM Conspiracy
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Possibly the best B-movie ever!!
3 March 2012 | by (Netherlands) – See all my reviews

Bitchslap is a preposterously over-the-top homage to decades old B-movie exploitation, a man's dream-world chock full of slender, tanned women with double-D's. Naturally, when a group of these voluptuous women get together their actions eventually fall back into lesbian sex scenes, homoerotic groping, playful wrestling, and nonstop pillow fights. Or, in this case, a desert scene in which three hot, sweaty women douse each other with buckets of cold water. Extra cold water.

Somewhere in there is a plot involving millions in diamonds hidden like pirate booty, a shady gangster in a banana-hammock, a sexy female spy from the James Bond mold, and...it doesn't really matter does it? This movie doesn't take itself too seriously or deviate from what it actually is. When each woman initially appears on film, it's all long legs, flowing wind-blown hair, and slow-mo cleavage shots. There were times when the ratio of jiggling flesh to shredded fabric was mind-boggling. In addition, the amount of foul language, guns, explosions, and fighting is nearly a parody of a male fantasy. Nearly. The pinnacle is perhaps the most epic of all cat-fights, a seemingly endless battle to the death between two supermodels in skimpy clothing, a war that makes the classic backstreet brawl in They Live look like patty-cakes.


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